Lee.

.@andrewstanton are you concerned that the Veggietales people will coincide a DVD called Finding Jesus when your Dory film comes out?

Insomnia sucks.

Why does tuna come in smaller cans than salmon?

Well, this is a freebie. http://t.co/fhUIx9hMgK

Or at least republicans.

As much as I appreciate that Spaced is now on the netflix service, its past my bedtime.

Being on call has its advantages. Unless I don't get a nap in, then It's a bit of a pill. Like today.

In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is how I spent most of my days, ten years ago we had

If anyone wants to buy me my dream guitar, feel free to dm me.

"@kingsthings: Intv'ing @OfficialJLD tomorrow -what do you want to know?" Were the stories about Milton Berle true?

Clone is happily watching the Lego Batman movie, big dopey grin on his face. #nerdling

A piñata of a boy in a wheelchair ay a baby shower. That's about as bad as it gets.

If anything, Eva Braun was the Belieber.

Explosions in Boston. Possible grenades found in Vancouver post office. It's pretty plain that SOMEBODY doesn't like hockey.

I figure, the rest of twitter has this Boston thing under control, I can continue to be myself. #BeExcellentToEachOther

If nothing else, I think its safe to rule Jonathan Winters out as a suspect in Boston.

Let me make this clear. Sometimes I absolutely hate http://t.co/psHHsUfUrU. Once in a while, though, it's a great resource.

And here's a non gooey picture of the kittehs.. http://t.co/wFXlTMbIlB

Hey designerds. http://t.co/KAbv2uxeCA you're welcome.

What's that? You need a ride to work and feel the need to have a full conversation with me as I sleep? I'm here only for you, my sweet.

And if you missed it, our cat gave birth to 6 out of 7 kittehs on my wife's side of the bed this morning. RIP white duvet cover.

holy , I'm hungry

In case you missed it, KITTEHS http://t.co/imAIK9ddOn

But would the world have loved Huckleberry Finn had Twain written it under his real name, Merv Turtlebaum?

Out of 7 kittens, 6 survived and are eating well. RIP, Royal O'Reilly Laminger.