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I unlocked the I Spy Funny Coming Soon sticker on #GetGlue! #comedyweek @youtube http://t.co/8TmuEc5d2Y

welp, @MarsCuriosity, you'd better figure out a way to belt out Bowie's "Life On Mars" before everyone loses interest.

Note to self: click off "post to facebook" when having Twitter conversations.

That or Brad wanted another baby

Almost time to change my avi and fake name. BUT TO WHAT

I'm going to be a space pilot! http://t.co/WVHHZsovbS

With that, @fakedansavage wins the internets. All of them. All codes and colors.

gonna have to crowdsource some allspice if I want this jerk chicken to taste right

Also, I kinda lilke @WSAWinnipeg's kits. Looking good for a PDL team.

I got two turntables and a microphone, now what am I supposed to do with all this paella?

Hey food network: its impossible to read the words "chard" and "shallot" without immediately thinking you've seen the word "shart".

Ten years ago we had Paul Newman, Chris Benoit, and Heath Ledger. Now, it

happy mothers day i guess http://t.co/GiSr4E4Tu7

dear god, I love this song. https://t.co/GwqxObGTMr

Blu Ray really brings out how cheesy the effects in Raiders really were.

been day drinking all afternoon. no regrets.

Paris Hilton almost looks as authentic as a real girl.

My 4 year old calls them cranbaisins. #good #dad

Don Cherry is an idiot. Fire his senile ass. RT @hockeynight Don Cherry says linesman might cost team Stanley Cup

Dealt to a guy from Augusta GA today. Slurred after one Canadian beer.

Funny how Mats Sundin still has a huge Swedish accent but Niklaas Lidstrom sounds like he's a native Detroiter.

My daily stats: 2 new followers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

All You Can Eat Warren Buffet (features hot rabbit carving station)

There's really nothing like a good ice cream sandwich. On rye.

I dunno.