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Funny how its $500 less to fly to Vegas from Bellingham instead of kelowna

If skeletonizing a leftover rotisserie chicken at 2:30 am were an Olympic event, I'd take at least the bronze.

Bingo says hello. http://t.co/HJ9LNGHxlb

Seriously? RT @christyclarkbc tee hee. I'm just a girl! #evry1makesmisteaks

gonna strap my phone to my dog and post the results on vine

Joe Hill accidentally writes a scene in which an elderly jogger is mowed down by a van, causes awkward silence at july 4th family picnic

I wonder if @peachcityradio would be interested in that old timey radio podcast thing we were gonna do a year ago? @bigpileofsalt

Somehow my daughter :censored:ed up the PS3 hard drive seating AND the HDMI cable while playing her movie last night so you, Twilight

Irving attempts, but fails, a jailbreak. http://t.co/EhwZWLbJ60

This tweet is for all the party people that are on my bozack

Yeah okay, may fourth, may the force, I get it. Now shut the up about it already. Once is cute, if you're fifteen.

Tomorrow:Wake up, drive family to kelowna, come home, work, pack up dog and drive to Rock Creek. #somuchdriving

I also found these. I wish I took drugs so I knew if this was illegal or not. http://t.co/afSK5yyIB5

My daily stats: 4 new followers, 1 new unfollowers via http://t.co/56mTbdr2Fc

Xaviera's Colanders #PornStarKitchenGadgets

It's my way or the Norway

Chana Masala you will always be in my heart.

Okay, it wasn't the dog.

Looks like we're going to Vegas in July.

Fine Canadian entertainments http://t.co/LSME9GeShc #GetGlue #Fubar

Based on the number of lies and deflections in tonight's debate, safe to say that of the 4 leaders, @christyclarkbc has the biggest dick.

.@cbcradiowest one of the finest female masturbation songs ever

MT "@petermansbridge: Neil Macdonald brings his "Power Shift" series." Thank god for the F key.

The first rule of book club is, Wine, RIGHT LADIES???

Hey @CanneryBrewing did you ever link to that blackberry porter pulled pork recipe?