Lee.

Someone wanna link me to don cherrys latest embarrassment?

$20 for Arkham City? Maybe I will.

Why aren't baby rats called rittens?

Also, this town needs a BBQ restaurant. SAAAAYYYYY.... #lordoftheribs #PorkLord

Immediately after work, I'm going to the liquor store, picking up liquor, and going home to liquor myself into Saturday. #liquor

Worked till 3. Neighbor dogs barking. revving boat motor across the street. Every day is a gift.

So I guess next year, huh Jets? #nhl

The guy across the street :censored:ing with his boat motor since 7:20 this morning is gonna get pelted with compost pretty soon.

Just found out via facebook that @BenFolds drives a Honda Accord. My next question is: is it a lease? #goodfinancialsense

When I die, I want my family to put up a little cross and memorial at the buffet restaurant where I met my demise

Tom Waits covering Daft Punk's "One More Time"

oh, hi headache, nice of you to show up right before work

WHY am I comparing women's shoulders?

OHGODDAMMIT

My willy wife left her phone at home. Dunno how I'm gonna tell her I work tonight. Maybe leave her a note on the front door.

"@TSN_News: Lee-less Warriors meet Nuggets in Game 2 on TSN2 http://t.co/Je7CmJ5x6j" // Sorry guys. I'll make it up to you.

I want booze. Specifically, I want margaritas.

holy crap, gamecentre, stream better

seriously, Rogers, you're doing nobody any favors with your customer service today.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was in west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where he spent most of his days

Whatchu gonna do with all that junk. All that junk inside that trunk. Would you be interested in selling? I know some collectors that would

Holy , Hemlock Grove @eliroth

Lili Taylor looks better now than she did 20 years ago

I haven't watched wrestling for a decade or so. Is Test still around?

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