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According to this movie, Rebecca DeMornay still gots it.

I may have adopted a dog.

WHY DIDN'T I SAVE MY FILE IN HYDROGEN #:censored:

Awww man. RIP Jonathan Winters (

I have two rolo easter eggs upstairs in the freezer. Correct that: one roll easter egg.

Because when my brain gets stagnant, I get antsy, and when I get antsy, I download drum machines and multitrackers, okay? Don't judge.

Believe me I stopped asking for logic from the women in my life ages ago. Empathy would be cool though. Or a conversation.

Unsurprisingly, I love this guitar. In green, of course. http://t.co/JVmWhbuqje

I'm gonna guess my laptop is completely unsuitable for recording music.

Don Cherry calling someone a Luddite is like a Druid calling an Amish a witch.

if your Jesus is so great, why do you need billboards to tell us about him?

Pbr and peanut butter nature valley bars. Breakfast for supper.

That time I called a coworker a skank and backed it up by explaining that its what a baby skunk was called.

Alison Brie on 60s frocks? Moar pls

.@Cmdr_Hadfield your roaming charges must be through the roof.

with nearly 22k tweets, I should be able to compile the best ones into a fanzine by 2017 or so.

I just don't want to live in a world where burritos aren't newborn burros

Seriously who calls at 7:51 am?

dear christ. Dirty Work, although funny, is one of the worst-acted movies ever.

You take some Ritz, put a little cream cheese on it, and top it with a dill pickle slice. White trash canapes. Ain't even lying.

Too much thinking about things. Gotta move past this.

Buzztweeting at corporations and autonomous provincial distribution boards FTW #youscrews

A Bismarck, but with bone marrow instead of pastry cream

Spider man webs, but they smell like doe urine.

My wife's facebook feed is full of idiocy, coupon offers, and game requests.