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NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
THANKS OBAMA -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
"I've got this email, which I didn't write, from a guy, who I found interesting, and this email, which is relevant, goes as such, in just a moment, here's the email, which isn't mine:" -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
"Ya know" clearly indicates that these aren't prepared statements. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
It was Colonel Mustard in the City Council Chamber with the Tedious Speech. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
I missed what everyone was laughing at. Fill me in. Seriously. OH WE'RE GETTING FIRED UP NOW! LIGHT EM UP UP UP -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
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Are "liquidated damages" comparable to spilling some root beer on my sweatpants? Because it's not 12 years ago? Hasn't stopped Jets fans. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
Why isn't anyone in the crowd chanting, "WHAT?!" between statements? -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
"...and here we have a picture of Mike Smith banging a $30 crackwhore behind a Glendale Burger King, clearly stimulating the local economy." -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
Have they started passing out ether-soaked rags yet? -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
edit: lol @ "Young Boob Woman." -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
The people calling out names sound like they would rather be buried alive than do this. -
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We need a Zod-like finish to this, where we put the franchise into some infinite space-traveling shard, ne'er to be seen or discussed again. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
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NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
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NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
In turn I will irrationally blame Cristobal Huet and Rusty Olesz. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
Well, WMVP is reporting that Rocky says the Blackhawks aren't turning a profit... I'm not Mr. Numbers, but isn't that in part to revenue sharing with money pits like Florida, Phoenix, etc? -
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CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
We all know how this story ends. -
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CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
You know how I know you aren't from here? Is my computer slow or is that one not animated? It's a rare non-gif. -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
You know how I know you aren't from here? -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
Here is the best solution for this problem, told in the form of fiction: The Phoenix Coyotes smiled dumbly, immune to the flies that swarmed thick in the muggy woodland air. "You just sit tight," muttered Gary as he secured the rope around the trunk of a stately elm. This was a good spot: several miles from the house, and the trees would muffle the sound. Gary turned to load the cartridge. "Welp, I wish there was another way, old friend." The sun danced off of the steel barrels. The Phoenix Coyotes slobbered stupidly, a cunning look emanating from his rheumy eyes seemed almost spiteful to the same master who fought so hard to keep him. Not this time. Gary raised the shotgun and set his sights. The only sound in the oppressive heat was the din of Shane Doans chirping and the distant crunches of Mike Smith sticks. The shot rang out as mediocre players scattered out of the branches of the leafy locker rooms. His aim was true. --- When he arrived home, his son met him at the back porch. Gary was surprised to see no tears. His boy smiled. The child ran into the house shouting joyfully, "Dad did it! He finally killed it! YIPPEE!" -
NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
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NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
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NHL Anti-Thread: Bad Business Decision Aggregator
CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
It's certainly got that Winnipeg/Atlanta feel. -
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CS85 replied to The_Admiral's topic in Sports In General
The Burke Family Foundation has donated $450,000 to the Scottsdale-based Coyotes Amateur Hockey Association to sponsor local teams, aid families with travel and equipment costs and help keep top hockey prospects in state. Richard Burke was part of the group that bought the Winnipeg Jets and moved the franchise to Phoenix in 1996. Burke — who serves on the board of UnitedHealth Group and was previously that company’s CEO — sold the team to developer and digital billboard executive Steve Ellman in 2000. The charitable donation will sponsor Junior Coyotes youth teams with players between 16 and 18 years of age. They travel to out-of-state tournaments and play at the Ice Den in Scottsdale. “Our support of this program aims to ensure that talented hockey players in Arizona won’t feel the need to leave our state in search of more competitive hockey,” said Taylor Burke, president of the Burke Family Foundation. http://www.bizjournals.com/phoenix/news/2013/06/05/former-coyotes-owner-gives-450000-to.html -
Ha! Liked your post, Cap! You're screwed now.