Noolish

RT“@itsWillyFerrell: "Mom, I'm going out" "With friends?" "No mom, with rapists."” @KarlSags I feel like this applies to you & Tess

The amount of time it takes you to play "Don't Stop Believing" is directly proportional to the quality of your team. #NBA

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh no, the light's out?!? I'm scared! #himym

Love getting that huge package I forgot was coming. #thatswhatshesaid

Love Shaq but CWebb is a way better analyst. Not even close. #NBA

Should've spent Halloween putting razor blades in candy apples like I'd wanted to. #noolproblems #womenarestupid

"Alcohol has never solved any problem, but then neither has milk..."

Camera shake! Mile High! Ahhhh!!! #SNF #Broncos

Do a shot every time Willis McGahee commits a backbreaking turnover. #SNF

Girls are like kickers... you can never have enough. # :censored:tacosays

Does Pepsi have dirt on Drew Brees? Because that One Direction commercial is awful.

http://t.co/hAVIO50O #nowplaying