Somewhat off-topic: charlotte bobcats slogans

[TruColor]

I found this column on charlotte.com - written by Doug Robarchek.  I think it's funny (for whatever it's worth):

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Bobcats! We've got the slogans

DOUG ROBARCHEK

So Bob Johnson chose "the Bobcats." OK, we're always ready to help. Our top 10 suggested advertising slogans:

10. No Derrick Coleman -- not now, not ever.

9. The only NBA team named after a Cub Scout badge.

8. At least we're not the "Flight."

7. Bigger and better Johnsons.

6. Not as tough as "Timberwolves" or "Grizzlies," but if there's a team called "the Mice," we own 'em.

5. The 'Cats -- Starting from scratch.

4. Here kitty kitty OUCH!

3. Friskies, schmiskies -- These cats eat Lakers.

2. Bobcats -- They bite.

1. Not owned by George and Ray.

New coliseum nicknames

When the old new coliseum had the Hornets as its big tenant, it was known as "the Hive."So what do we call the new new coliseum, with Bob Johnson's Bobcats as its main residents? Probably something dull like the Den or the Lair. But anyway, here are our Top Six Coliseum Names

6. The Litterbox.

5. Johnsonville.

4. The Hideous Mary Kay Building. (Oops -- no, wait. That's the name for that pink tower in South End.)

3. The Bobcastle.

2. The Cathouse.

1. The Scratch Pad.

[amare32]

Actually, the Cathouse sounds pretty cool.  There's a bar in Tucson called the Wildcat House.  Not my scene, but a good name nonetheless.

[MrHockey9]

Reason why the "Cathouse" won't fly: It was the name of a brothel in a HBO documentary.

Better name: The Cage.

[NoHoJoe]

The Bobcats name SUCKS!!!!! It the team should have been called the Charlotte Thunder because of the Charlotte International Speedway nearby!!!!