Sodboy13

Well, you see, now we just get Chris Hansen to buy the Bucks instead, move them to Seattle, shove the Coyotes up Northwest, put NHL 31 and 32 in Milwaukee & Quebec City, and kick Detroit back west into a division with the Blackhawks & Blues. Simple as that! Hey, anybody got any more nutmeg?

Cross-referencing this from the Sacramento Kings thread, because it looks like the Kings are staying put, which would eliminate Seattle as a destination for the Coyotes.

I think we can add Phil Anschutz to the list of "NHL Owners No Longer Interested In Owning The Phoenix Coyotes". I know the Kings are internet-cheeky, and I understand the disclaimer at the top of the post, but holy crap, this is on the official website of an NHL team. http://kings.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=660988

Winnipeg.

Oh man, I've been looking for a place where I can get an Andrew Ladd St. John's Icecaps jersey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQYP6TA_IcI

Awwwww Skeete Skeete Skeete

I'd love to see that happen, since the A operates as two distinct leagues up until the final, anyway. Give the Midwest back a real IHL, and let the Northeasters get their precious short-trip bus league back.

Any site that uses Kari Lehtonen - in a Thrashers uniform - for its NHL splash image is probably suspect.

That's a clown question, bro. Seriously. Come on now.

Where would you rank it, as far as national mass-market fast food goes? I mean, Burger King is just the worst, McDonald's is pretty decent, Wendy's is fairly good, and White Castle is kind of a special case unto itself. Side note: I got Subway for lunch today, because my mom gave us a couple of $5 gift cards as stocking stuffers. I had a bite of roast beef that tasted vaguely of fish, which differed from all the others that just tasted of unspecified animal protein. God, that place is a sandwich atrocity.

I could go for some Hardee's, but only because there's none anywhere near here, save for one on the Indiana Toll Road. Totally the novelty/scarcity factor. I bet if I went out and got some, though, it would be just awful.

It's also possible his stash of Isles jerseys comes from NHL Shop's one-day $13 glitch last season.

Looks like some enterprising soul is aiming to make money off of a CCSLC concept again. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buffalo-Sabres-Samsung-Galaxy-S-III-S3-Case-Cover-/120984256898

So, anyway. 4 divisions of 8, then. Anaheim Calgary Colorado Edmonton Los Angeles San Jose Vancouver (Seattle) Chicago Dallas Detroit Minnesota Nashville St. Louis Winnipeg (Milwaukee) Carolina Columbus Florida New Jersey Philadelphia Pittsburgh Tampa Bay Washington Boston Brooklyn Buffalo Montreal New York Ottawa Quebec Toronto

Oh, man. good times. Good Lord, how did I miss that the first time around? Lamicus, you've done it again!

Yes, but only in Glendale do you run the risk of paying more to go to a game specifically because it sucked.

If they wanted to truly recreate the full Phoenix Coyotes Experience, they'd let the fans make this gamble with other people's money.

"Mr. Bettman, Glendale has pulled all its public funding, and we've run out of sham owners to trot before the city council. I'm afraid it's over, sir." "No! It can't be over. There's got to be another way we can... I've got it!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ5-BTdcqjk

Jeff O'Neill has really utilized Twitter well to effectively distinguish himself as a lunkhead.

I think the fact that the league is still talking to Ice Edge ("Yeah, we're all about keeping the team in Glendale, but, uh, how 'bout 8 home games a year in Saskatoon?") just reinforces what a farce it all is at this point. It's window dressing made of cellophane.

Jesus, look at what FansEdge is selling for $500.

Good news! It's a suppository.

Many thanks for doing the work I was planning to do off a recording of the overnight replay.