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Lions fans should take solace in the fact that when your team is competitive, they’re gonna do :censored: like this to you more often than not. Gut wrenching loss today, no doubt about it. But welcome to the club of being just as miserable as everyone else who doesn’t win it all. Hope you guys stay awhile. 
 

Niners over Chiefs by 1000. 

Lions view right now.

Niners are awake and looking scary as :censored:. 

Oh no, little Lion men. 
 

We got ourselves a game. 

I feel like I’ve seen this same 49ers NFC Championship loss at least a hundred times. 

Sigh. This is why I’m not a 49ers fan. 

I don’t really see the Lions hanging with the Niners today, but I’m Ngl, I kinda think either of these NFC teams can beat Kansas City. 

The more I see of Lamar in the spotlight, the more I start to understand why the Ravens were hesitant to sign him to big money long term. 

Yeah I had a feeling Baltimore had some real fraud vibes to them coming into the playoffs.  Thought they would catch it last round, but meh. Big wet slap of a turd either way. 

1 minute ago, The_Admiral said:

ITT: Enough recency bias to power a small factory

It’s weird because this just feels like the same soulless corporate machine as we got last decade but in different uniforms. It’s the Gen Z version of continued misery. 

51 minutes ago, habsfan1 said:

The Chiefs are the Patriots of this decade.

I’m really so excited to hear about how they overcame so much adversity when [checks notes] Their QB didn’t get every single call go his way and he got really mad about it. And when they had the off the field distraction of [checks notes again] their tight end deciding to date the  most famous musician in the world. Gonna be so great to hear how they overcame all of that and came together as a team. America’s team, in fact. 
 

It’s amazing how quickly they overtook the Pats on the annoying scale. Hokey ass Walmart Patriots. 

The Ravens always win when I want them to lose, and lose when I want them to win. They’re the goddamn Steelers but in Purple. 

17 minutes ago, oldschoolvikings said:

Wait… you hate the Minnesota Vikings?  That’s hilarious!  That’s like hating…. I don’t know, like the Indiana Pacers, or old Scooby Doo reruns.  Or your four year old nephew who occasionally says annoying things.  What could the Vikings have possibly done to the fans of any other team to create the least amount of offense? 

The Vikings are completely inoffensive because they never really win, and they wear purple on top of it which makes the whole thing more magnified. I’m convinced their whole vibe would be different if they would’ve worn royal blue instead. 
 

If you’re gonna wear purple and wanna be taken seriously, you gotta be the Ravens. Win more than you should, and have the face of your franchise be a legit murderer. It’s the only way to counter that being your primary color. 

Back in the 1970s the San Diego Padres nearly moved to Washington DC. They put out a very rushed, very generic looking Washington Stars uniform set, and had the players (or front office staff. I can’t remember) model them before the whole thing fell apart and they returned to San Diego. 
 

It’s obviously not exactly the same, but man, does that new Nationals road script give off a similar vibe. 
 

Washington Stars story, for reference.

1 hour ago, GDAWG said:

is SLC big enough for an NHL expansion team and an MLB expansion team?

Lol, absolutely not.  It’s crazy that they even have the Jazz. 

15 hours ago, SilverBullet1929 said:

Looks like the Marlins will be updating the legibility on their dark uniforms (probably just filling in the wordmark white) and seem to be bringing out a Miami blue jersey with a Marlins word mark. Much needed, details will be revealed tomorrow at Fan Fest.

 

 

 

I love that Billy Gil is dropping Marlins news now in the same manner that Roy does for the Panthers and Mike Ryan does for U of Miami football. 

6 minutes ago, BBTV said:

I just paid $50 and a Snickers bar for a handy behind Walgreens.

Ahh yes, the Kensington Special. 

They’re still in Costa Mesa, for now at least

On 1/22/2024 at 8:07 PM, LMU said:

SLC is facing the potential of being a toxic wasteland with all of the exposed chemicals/dust from the disappearing lake so in that regard it’s the perfect foil to Vegas.

Found the A’s new jersey sponsor patch. Looks a little bulky to me.

I like this move for the Yankees. The road uniform always felt sort of out of place with the white outlines. 
 

I hated it when the Red Sox did this, though. The roads they use now are much better. 

I’m almost positive at this point that the 49ers are going to crush the Lions like a bug, then lose the Super Bowl on some more bull:censored: to Kansas City. Then we get the gift of the media talking ad nauseam about how much “adversity” they overcame because they lost a game or two extra which made Mahomes really really mad, and they had the tough distraction of their tight end dating the most famous singer in the world (did we mention that to you, btw? Well just in case you missed it, here’s another 30 minute wankjob video about it). 
 

Like I said. Wal Mart brand Patriots. 

49 minutes ago, The Impaler said:

Put me in the category that the only constant thing with the Jets is that they consistently underwhelm with their uniforms.  For me, it all comes down to the logo on the helmet.  Right now it's garbage, but I'd say the only halfway decent logo they've ever had is the 80's era as it's the only one that has a jet on it (I forgot about that hideous logo back in the early days).  I really wish they'd get more creative with their branding and do more than just a wordmark on their helmet.  

YES. And that is so frustrating. You’re called the Jets , for Christ’s sake. Why are you trying to emulate the boring ass Giants with a script helmet rather than, I dunno, use an actual jet, which is one of the COOLEST things on the planet, as a logo? It’s legit SO easy, and they’ve fumbled the bag every single time outside of that one 80s logo which I still don’t think is all that good. 

Stunner. Bills are useless. 

Bills get a gift and lose two yards. I feel like I’ve seen this game before. 

Good for the Lions. Congrats @Gary

Must be fun to be in Michigan this month. Good for you guys. 
 

I’m legally obligated to say Go Niners, but I’d be so happy for the Lions if they win next weekend.