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Pointless Realignment Holiday Special Tournament... FIRST ROUND BYES Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1964) A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966) Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983) WILD CARDS The Little Drummer Boy (1968) Frosty the Snowman (1969) Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974) The Small One (1978) Christmas Comes to Pac Land (1982) Muppet Family Christmas (1987) Annabelle's Wish (1997)

That would be nice, except I would do it like this... George Halas Conference Tim Mara Division: Carolina Panthers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington "Warriors" Curly Lambeau Division: Chicago Bears, Detroit Lions, Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Dan Reeves* Division: Arizona Cardinals, LA Rams, New Orleans Saints, SF 49ers, Seattle Seahawks *The Dan Reeves who moved the Rams from Cleveland to LA in '46. Could also be called the Bidwill Division? Lamar Hunt Conference Ralph Wilson Division: Atlanta Falcons, Buffalo Bills, Miami Dolphins, New England Patriots, New York Jets Art Rooney Division: Baltimore Ravens, Cincinnati Bengals, Cleveland Browns, Indianapolis Colts, Pittsburgh Steelers Bud Adams Division: Denver Broncos, Houston Oilers, Kansas City Chiefs, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers

That would be an awesome playoff bracket. And for the record, I wish Buffalo Wild Wings sponsored the Holiday Bowl instead of the Citrus Bowl.

The NBA without Donald Sterling Pacific: Golden State Warriors Los Angeles Lakers Portland Trail Blazers Sacramento Kings Seattle Supersonics (formerly Clippers) Midwest: Denver Nuggets Memphis Grizzlies Milwaukee Bucks Minnesota Timberwolves Utah Jazz Southwest: Dallas Mavericks Houston Rockets Oklahoma City Thunder Phoenix Suns San Antonio Spurs Atlantic: Boston Celtics Brooklyn Nets New York Knicks Philadelphia 76ers Washington Federals* Central: Chicago Bulls Cleveland Cavaliers Detroit Pistons Indiana Pacers Toronto Raptors Southeast: Atlanta Hawks Charlotte Hornets Miami Heat New Orleans Pelicans Orlando Magic *Anything other than Wizards

Here's a 32 team CFL... Northern Conference: Capitol: Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Hamilton Century: Columbus, New York, Hartford, Quebec City Central: Winnipeg, Saskatchewan, Milwaukee, Chicago Coastal: BC, Calgary, Edmonton, Portland Southern Conference: Capitol: Virginia, Baltimore, Orlando, Raleigh-Durham Central: Birmingham, Memphis, Louisville, Shreveport Century: Omaha, Utah, Oklahoma City, San Antonio, Coastal: Los Angeles, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Albuquerque And a 32 team WLAF/USFL Version 1: Eastern Conference Capitol: Amsterdam, Dublin, London, Scotland Century: Barcelona, Frankfurt, Paris, Rhein Central: Ohio, Virginia, Tampa Bay, Orlando Coastal: Boston, New York, Montreal, Philadelphia Western Conference Capitol: Mexico City, San Antonio, Houston, Oklahoma Century: Chicago, Birmingham, Memphis, Louisville Central: Utah, Omaha, Albuquerque, Denver Coastal: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento Version 2 World American Football Conference Metro: Amsterdam, Barcelona, Frankfurt, London Atlantic: Montreal, New York, Ohio, Orlando Central: Houston, Mexico City, Oklahoma, San Antonio Pacific: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento United States Football Conference Atlantic: Boston, Philadelphia, Virginia, Louisville Southern: Birmingham, Memphis, Shreveport, Tampa Bay Central: Chicago, Omaha, Milwaukee, Michigan Pacific: Anaheim, New Mexico, San Jose, Utah

Pretty good alignment, here's an article I found on this same subject... http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1685288-cfl-usa-how-to-make-it-work-this-time-and-15-places-where-it-could

Once again, another pointless spring football alignment concept. Once again, using the original WLAF as my model. Option 1 European: Amsterdam, Barcelona, Frankfurt, London, 5th team (either Scotland or Rhein) North American East: Montreal, New York, Ohio, Orlando, Virginia North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Mexico City, Portland Option 2 European: see option 1 North American East: see option 1 North American Central: Birmingham, Mexico City, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Bay Area (either Sacramento or San Jose) Option 3 European: see option 1 North American East: see option 1 North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Mexico City, San Antonio North American West: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento, Albuquerque Option 4 European: see option 1 North American East: see option 1 North American Central: Birmingham, Chicago, Memphis, Oklahoma City, San Antonio North American West: Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Mexico City, Portland, Sacramento Option 5 European: see option 1 North American East: see option 1 North American Central: Birmingham, San Antonio, Mexico City, 4th and 5th teams (between Omaha, Memphis, Louisville, Chicago, Oklahoma City and Shreveport) North American West: Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, Sacramento

Pointless NBA Alignment Western Conference PACIFIC Golden State Warriors LA Clippers LA Lakers Phoenix Suns Portland Trailblazers Sacramento Kings Seattle Supersonics (Expansion) MIDWEST Dallas Mavericks Denver Nuggets Houston Rockets Memphis Grizzlies Minnesota Timberwolves Oklahoma City Thunder San Antonio Spurs Utah Jazz Eastern Conference CENTRAL Atlanta Hawks Chicago Bulls Cleveland Cavaliers Detroit Pistons Indiana Pacers Milwaukee Bucks New Orleans Pelicans Toronto Raptors ATLANTIC Boston Celtics Brooklyn Nets Charlotte Hornets Miami Heat New York Knicks Orlando Magic Philadelphia 76ers Washington (Something other than Wizards)

Very nice. The Campbell looks good but I'd do the Wales like this... NE: Buffalo/Montreal/Ottawa/Toronto Mid: Boston/Cleveland/Hartford/Pittsburgh Atlantic: Devils/Rangers/Islanders/Flyers SE: Carolina/Tampa/Washington/Either Atlanta, Nashville or Florida

I like this although Milwaukee should be in there (maybe at Indianapolis's extent) NORRIS Chicago Blackhawks Colorado Avalanche Detroit Red Wings Houston Aeros Milwaukee Admirals Minnesota North Stars St. Louis Blues Winnipeg Jets How's this?

Another pointless NHL Alignment CLARENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE SMYTHE Anaheim Ducks Calgary Flames Edmonton Oilers Los Angeles Kings Phoenix Roadrunners San Jose Sharks Seattle Totems Vancouver Canucks NORRIS Chicago Blackhawks Colorado Avalanche Detroit Red Wings Houston Aeros Indianapolis Racers Minnesota North Stars St. Louis Blues Winnipeg Jets PRINCE OF WALES CONFERENCE ADAMS Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Cleveland Barons Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Quebec Nordiques Pittsburgh Penguins Toronto Maple Leafs PATRICK Carolina Hurricanes Hartford Whalers New Jersey Devils New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Tampa Bay Lightning Washington Capitals

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Another pointless Realignment. The Ultimate Spring Football League (USFL-World League merger) World Conference European Amsterdam Admirals Barcelona Dragons Frankfurt Galaxy London Monarchs Atlantic Montreal Machine New York Knights Orlando Thunder Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks Central Birmingham Fire Mexico City Aztecs Ohio Glory San Antonio Riders Pacific Las Vegas Scorpions Los Angeles Avengers Portland Platypus Sacramento Surge United Conference Atlantic New Jersey Generals Philadelphia Stars Pittsburgh Maulers Washington Federals Central Chicago Blitz Detroit Prowlers (Michigan Panthers tribute) Houston Gamblers Oklahoma Outlaws Southern Jacksonville Bulls Memphis Showboats New Orleans Breakers Tampa Bay Bandits Pacific Arizona Wranglers Denver Gold Los Angeles Express Oakland Invaders

Pointless College Football Realignment PAC (Pacific Athletic Conference) North: BYU California Stanford Oregon Oregon State Utah Washington Washington State South: Arizona Arizona St. Colorado Nevada San Diego State UCLA UNLV USC Great Midwest (Formerly Big 10/11/12) Lakes: Illinois Michigan Michigan State Northwestern Notre Dame Ohio State Syracuse Wisconsin Plains: Indiana Iowa Minnesota Missouri Nebraska Penn State Pittsburgh Purdue The New Southwest Conference Baylor Colorado State Houston Iowa State Kansas Kansas State North Texas Oklahoma Oklahoma State Texas TCU Texas Tech Tulsa UTEP

Another pointless NHL alignment: Clarence Campbell Conference Smythe Division Anaheim Ducks Calgary Flames Colorado Avalanche Edmonton Oilers Los Angeles Kings Phoenix Coyotes San Jose Sharks Vancouver Canucks Norris Division Chicago Blackhawks Dallas Stars Detroit Red Wings Minnesota Wild Nashville Predators St. Louis Blues Winnipeg Jets Prince of Wales Conference Adams Division Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Columbus Blue Jackets Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Pittsburgh Penguins Toronto Maple Leafs Patrick Division Carolina Hurricanes Florida Panthers New Jersey Devils New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Tampa Bay Lightning Washington Capitals

NHL Realignment for 2011-12 WEST Pacific: Anaheim, Dallas, LA Kings, Phoenix, San Jose Northwest: Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Vancouver, Winnipeg Central: Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, Minnesota, St Louis EAST Atlantic: New Jersey, NY Islanders, NY Rangers, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh Northeast: Boston, Buffalo, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto Southeast: Carolina, Florida, Nashville, Tampa Bay, Washington

Another update to my pointless minor hockey league alignment: Pacific: Alaska Aces Arizona Sundogs Bakersfield Condors Fresno Falcons Idaho Steelheads Las Vegas Wranglers San Diego Gulls Tacoma Sabercats Midwest: Colorado Gold Kings Houston Aeros Oklahoma City Barons New Orleans Brass San Antonio Rampage Utah Grizzlies Wichita Thunder Atlantic: Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Orlando Solar Bears Portland Pirates Providence Bruins Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Worcester Sharks Central: Atlanta Thrashers NEW MEMBER Chicago Wolves Cleveland Barons Charlotte Checkers Fort Wayne Komets Grand Rapids Griffins Hamilton Bulldogs Milwaukee Admirals

Pointless NBA Alignment Western Conference PACIFIC Golden State Warriors Los Angeles Clippers Los Angeles Lakers Portland Trail Blazers Seattle Kings MIDWEST Denver Nuggets Kasnas City Hornets Memphis Grizzlies Minnesota Timberwolves Utah Jazz SOUTHWEST Dallas Mavericks Houston Rockets Oklahoma City Thunder Phoenix Suns San Antonio Spurs Eastern Conference *as is*

Another pointless spring football league alignment WORLD CONFERENCE European Amsterdam Admirals Barcelona Dragons Frankfurt Galaxy London Monarchs Scottish Claymores North American East Hartford Knights Montreal Machine Ohio Glory Orlando Thunder Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks North American West Anaheim Villains Mexico City Aztecs Portland Pranksters Sacramento Surge San Antonio Riders UNITED CONFERENCE Atlantic Boston Breakers New Jersey Generals Philadelphia Stars Virginia Destroyers Washington Federals Central Birmingham Stallions Chicago Blitz Memphis Showboats Michigan Panthers Tampa Bay Bandits Pacific Denver Gold Las Vegas Locos Los Angeles Express New Mexico Outlaws Oakland Invaders

Two more pointless NHL realignments: 28 Team Alignment: CLARENCE CAMPBELL CONFERENCE Smythe Division Anaheim Mighty Ducks Calgary Flames Edmonton Oilers Los Angeles Kings Phoenix Roadrunners San Jose Sharks Vancouver Canucks Norris Division Chicago Blackhawks Colorado Avalanche Houston Aeros Indianapolis Racers Minnesota North Stars St. Louis Blues Winnipeg Jets PRINCE OF WHALES CONFERENCE Patrick Division Hartford Whalers New Jersey Devils New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins Tampa Bay Lightning Washington Capitals Adams Division Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Cleveland Barons Detroit Red Wings Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Toronto Maple Leafs 30 Team Alignment: WESTERN CONFERENCE Northwest Calgary Flames Colorado Avalanche Edmonton Oilers Vancouver Canucks Winnipeg Jets Southwest Anaheim Mighty Ducks Houston Aeros Los Angeles Kings Phoenix Roadrunners San Jose Sharks Midwest Chicago Blackhawks Detroit Red Wings Indianapolis Racers Minnesota North Stars St. Louis Blues EASTERN CONFERENCE Atlantic New Jersey Devils New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins Northeast Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Toronto Maple Leafs Central Carolina Hurricanes Cleveland Barons Hartford Whalers Tampa Bay Lightning Washington Capitals

The home and away on Worcester seem like the way San Jose should've made the transition to the EDGE system.

The Ultimate Spring Football League (WLAF-USFL Merger) World Conference Capitol Amsterdam Admirals Frankfurt Galaxy Rhein Fire Scottish Claymores Coastal Barcelona Dragons Hartford Knights London Monarchs Orlando Thunder Central Montreal Machine Ohio Glory Raleigh-Durham Skyhawks San Antonio Riders Century Anaheim Villains Mexico City Aztecs Portland Pranksters Sacramento Surge United Conference Atlantic Boston Breakers New Jersey Generals Philadelphia Stars Washington Federals Southern Birmingham Stallions Jacksonville Bulls Memphis Showboats Tampa Bay Bandits Central Chicago Blitz Houston Gamblers Michigan Panthers Oklahoma Outlaws Pacific Arizona Wranglers Denver Gold Los Angeles Express Oakland Invaders

More minor league alignment ideas. Alignment A Western Conference Pacific Alaska Aces Bakersfield Condors Las Vegas Wranglers San Diego Gulls Tacoma Sabercats Northwest Colorado Gold Kings Idaho Steelheads Manitoba Moose Omaha Ak-Sar-Ben Knights Utah Grizzlies Southwest Houston Aeros New Mexico Scorpions Oklahoma City Blazers Phoenix Roadrunners Wichita Thunder Eastern Conference Central Chicago Wolves Cleveland Barons Grand Rapids Griffins Fort Wayne Komets Milwaukee Admirals Northeast Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Hamilton Bulldogs Providence Bruins Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Southeast Charlotte Checkers Gwinnett Gladiators New Orleans Brass Orlando Solar Bears Richmond Renegades Alignment B Western Conference Northwest Alaska Aces Colorado Gold Kings Idaho Steelheads Tacoma Sabercats Utah Grizzlies Southwest Bakersfield Condors Las Vegas Wranglers New Mexico Scorpions Phoenix Roadrunners San Diego Gulls Central Houston Aeros Manitoba Moose Oklahoma City Blazers Quad City Mallards Wichita Thunder Eastern Conference Northeast Chicago Wolves Cleveland Barons Fort Wayne Komets Grand Rapids Griffins Milwaukee Admirals Atlantic Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Hamilton Bulldogs Providence Bruins Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Southeast Charlotte Checkers Gwinnett Gladiators New Orleans Brass Orlando Solar Bears Richmond Renegades Alignment C Western Conference Pacific Alaska Aces Bakersfield Condors Las Vegas Wranglers San Diego Gulls Tacoma Sabercats Central Colorado Gold Kings New Mexico Scorpions Oklahoma City Blazers Utah Grizzlies Wichita Thunder Midwest Chicago Wolves Fort Wayne Komets Manitoba Moose Milwaukee Admirals Quad City Mallards Eastern Conference Northeast Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Grand Rapids Griffins Hamilton Bulldogs Providence Bruins Atlantic Chesapeake Ice Breakers Cincinnati Cyclones Cleveland Barons Richmond Renegades Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Southeast Charlotte Checkers Gwinnett Gladiators Houston Aeros New Orleans Brass Orlando Solar Bears Alignment D Western Conference Northwest Alaska Aces Colorado Gold Kings Idaho Steelheads Tacoma Sabercats Utah Grizzlies Southwest Bakersfield Condors Las Vegas Wranglers New Mexico Scorpions Phoenix Roadrunners San Diego Gulls Central Chicago Wolves Grand Rapids Griffins Fort Wayne Komets Manitoba Moose Milwaukee Admirals Eastern Conference Northeast Cincinnati Cyclones Cleveland Barons Hamilton Bulldogs Portland Pirates Springfield Falcons Atlantic Albany River Rats Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Providence Bruins Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Southeast Charlotte Checkers Houston Aeros New Orleans Brass Orlando Solar Bears Richmond Renegades Alignment E Western Conference Northwest Alaska Aces Colorado Gold Kings Idaho Steelheads Tacoma Sabercats Utah Grizzlies Southwest Bakersfield Condors Las Vegas Wranglers New Mexico Scorpions Phoenix Roadrunners San Diego Gulls Central Houston Aeros Manitoba Moose Oklahoma City Blazers Quad City Mallards Wichita Thunder Eastern Conference Northeast Adirondack Phantoms Connecticut Whale Hamilton Bulldogs Providence Bruins Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Midwest Chicago Wolves Cleveland Barons Grand Rapids Griffins Fort Wayne Komets Milwaukee Admirals Southeast Charlotte Checkers Gwinnett Gladiators New Orleans Brass Orlando Solar Bears Richmond Renegades

One would be branded a Nazi for removing a derogatory label? I'm not sure that any intelligent fan would do that, regardless of their allegiance or appreciation for the history of the club as the Redskins. But there's a possibility given all the irrationality in this country lately. Only lately? By lately I meant with the town hall disruptions since 09 and all that.