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  1. That guy guzzles a lot of soda though in practice and potentially shortening his life span
  2. If you must know and I suspect it’s a bait question… you win something for so long then said competition becomes boring and predictable
  3. The American Football League doesn't exist... that's the first thing I wanted to get off my chest, instead the Athletic Football League existed where 6 teams formerly with the AFL that couldn't get a league going worked with new partners in the WFL to create a league specifically tailored to their needs.... this worked for a time but as it turned out, it was not easy.... they had plans to expand to Kansas City and Denver but their rivals the NFL beat them to the punch to say... so they expanded into Atlanta and New Orleans to take advantage of the Southern Block of the US that the Athletic Football League held over. When the leagues eventually merged the Athletic Football League became the Athletic Football Conference and most teams that founded the AFL originally were placed there... that's the history of this AFL. Anyway back to what I was saying... Florida was a haven for football teams in the AFL at the time and there were 3 teams that occupied that precious spot but Florida Heat became the biggest enemy of this group of teams and whilst 2 adapted to the heat, the last one was forced to relocate because of a death. The first of these two teams is of course.... FLORIDA BLAZERS The Blazers and their blaze like appearance gave me some ideas actually..... adding an orange to the colour listing and then adopting the color scheme from NASA itself creates this bright vibrant scheme that is set off by their metallic helmet.... the Blazers and NASA's long friendship goes back to the disaster of the Challenger where the team offered half price tickets to the families of those affected and it evolved into offering half price tickets to NASA workers and their families. The team is space associated that's what I like to believe... it's not often you see a bright uniform this far south.
  4. I've had some time to think about the last few days and I want to offer apologies.
  5. Kind of a :censored:show when the Maulers who look already concrete cancerous enough won the East and got swept by the Stallions.
  6. "pulls thread lever back up" Alright and now to put in the last of the 'safe' teams for now... NFL has two West teams that are considered stalwards and pillars of west coast football.... talking about the niners and the rams. SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS LOS ANGELES RAMS And the link to those who can't see the above - https://imgur.com/a/Fh44HF5 "pulls lever back up"
  7. Disengenious Fat :censored:, that is all.
  8. Huh, ok now it showed up on my end.... still ain't apologising what needed to be said but I fixed the links. It's like this EVERY time I use Google Drive.
  9. Annoyed is what I am and I know people will seize on what I say.
  10. LAST TEAM for the Apple Division and it's technically outside New York. WAGNER SEAHAWKS New Yorkers consider Staten Island to be outside the city and literally the butthole of the island so with that... the Outer Division is complete and it's a spicy division. Albany Army Binghampton Buffalo Canisuis Colgate Marist Pace RIT Siena St Bonaventure Wagner
  11. "pulls thread level" Alright I am holding this thread because nega nancies don't believe in safe options.... and creatively challenge my credentials. You don't do that so we are not progressing until the nancies get their creative porridges. ALRIGHT Jerry Jones owns the Kansas City Chiefs... thus the NFC's flair for darker colours. Dallas Cowboys with lighter colours now that they are in the AFC... and with black lines.
  12. Well you say that and here is what I had in mind when I envisioned a schism in the Dallas Texans... DALLAS COWBOYS A Rivalry so bad that it forces every encounter to be played in Oklahoma for the next 20 years... a rivalry so bad that the NFL eventually merged with the other league it goes up against... throws the Chiefs into the NFC and the Cowboys into the AFC... a rivalry that is stepped in blood and guts. Still think it's the same now? I'll be surprised if people still think it's the SAME.
  13. Now comes what you are here for.... the drama, the intensity.... the Browns/Ravens situation. Oh I did mention that did I? Because the Dallas Texans decided to announce that there wasn't any reason to stay in Texas to play football and decided to uproot themselves and say it we're moving to... KANSAS CITY CHIEFS That's right. the Dallas situation was problematic for the NFL at the time because relocating for the sake of it was considered controversial, the Texans literally rioted and Dallas threatened to sue the out of the NFL unless they solved the problem directly. So instead of Kansas and Denver being the next relocation targets, Dallas got a commissionary expansion pick and Denver was still picked. This was how the Dallas Cowboys was born, not as America's team but as rejects from a greedy traitor that saw no money in Dallas.
  14. To acknowledge the next two teams of this continunity, we have to go back to the source of the schism.... around 1962, the NFL expanded into Texas with Dallas and Houston... one would become the Oilers and the other would become... DALLAS TEXANS The Dallas Texans would eventually stay where they are and branch themselves into becoming Texas's team thus never moving to Kansas to become the Chiefs... thus the Cowboys would never come into being. Yeah that would be how things would go but you know me, I like to deal without safety gloves and I feel that there isn't enough drama with the Texans to warrant an eventual rivalry.
  15. Alright I think the safety gloves will be coming off next time.
  16. Next up is a team that has been the same since the 1950's and with the Colts enshrined in Baltimore.... The Ravens don't exist here. CLEVELAND BROWNS Modern colours but with the 2003 look as I felt that this was a perfect look and hopefully others will feel the same.... without Modell moving the team to Baltimore, the Cleveland Browns would rack up 3 impressive Super Bowls with Bill Belichek and a young emerging Tom Brady before both were traded to the New England Patriots... and the small dynasty that they would make there. Rivals include the Steelers of course and their Lake Eerie rivals, the Buffalo Bills.
  17. Alright I think it's time for one of my why is he doing these posts and I hate doing these regardless.... so let's begin with team #3. BUFFALO BILLS Time to pay attention, this is important. The Buffalo Bills of the AFL which exist today in the AFC East have been around since 1960 and was the 2nd team that used the name since the 1st team that used the name died. IN THIS CONTINUNITY In 1968 there were part of an expansion that included the Minnesota Vikings and placed in proximity with the Cleveland Browns and the Pittsburgh Steelers thus eliminating time constrants and keeping the Baltimore Colts to the Capitol division.... the closeness to Cleveland gives them a local rivalry and something fans would look forward for decades to come.... I would call these guys the 1st Buffalo Bills.
  18. Time for Team 2 and still in the same bracket as the Colts.... we have the boys from Philly. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES Everyone: BUT THEY LOOK GOOD IN KELLY GREEN!!! Me: I KNOW!!! Anyway.... everyone knows the Eagles look their best in the Kellys especially in the era of Randall but the Midnight Greens has now given Philly 2 NFC Championships and a Super Bowl.
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