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PETA wants Eight Belles jockey suspended


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"I wish to express my sincere sympathies for 'Eight Belles,' and to express my wish that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals continue their crusade to help us."

Sincerely,

Sarah Jessica Parker

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

While we appreciate your passion for the ethical treatment of animals, I speak for most everyone when I say "please shut the hell up" and go back to what you do best and thats buying pointy shoes and having orgasms with random men in low rent New York City apartments.

Sincerely,

Everyone outside of the Entertainment Belt

Dear Everyone Outside of the Entertainment Belt,

Neigh!

Sincerely,

Sarah Jessica Parker

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"I wish to express my sincere sympathies for 'Eight Belles,' and to express my wish that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals continue their crusade to help us."

Sincerely,

Sarah Jessica Parker

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker,

While we appreciate your passion for the ethical treatment of animals, I speak for most everyone when I say "please shut the hell up" and go back to what you do best and thats buying pointy shoes and having orgasms with random men in low rent New York City apartments.

Sincerely,

Everyone outside of the Entertainment Belt

Dear Coast2Coast:

Please get jokes.

Sincerely,

People Who Get Jokes

Ha ha, it's because she has a horseface! I get it! Ha!

Right?

Yes Ted, that was the joke.

 

 

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