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The devil introduces the members of the jury.

Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie

Borden, Richard Nixon --

Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for


Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!

Nixon: [humbly] Yes, master.

-- Evil Republicans!, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

The devil continues introducing the jury.

John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the

starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!

-- Satan introduces the jury, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

Marge tries to find seats for everyone. Lizzie Borden is forced to sit

on Lisa's ergonomic chair, but she can't quite figure it out.

Blackbeard is even less fortunate.

Marge: [next to the high chair] I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're

low on chairs, and this is the last one.

Blackbeard: Arr! This chair be high, says I.

-- A tautology, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

so long and thanks for all the fish.

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My favorite tautology

NCFA Sunset Beach Tech - Octopi




Going to college gets you closer to the real world, kind of like climbing a tree gets you closer to the moon.

"...a nice illustration of what you get when skill, talent, and precedent are deducted from 'creativity.' " - James Howard Kunstler

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Even though I hate the Flyers you gotta love what the Flyers did to the Soviet Union Team when they came over in their 1976 barnstorming tour, they had the commies about to quit.



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