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The devil introduces the members of the jury.

Flanders: I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie

Borden, Richard Nixon --

Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for


Flanders: Hey, listen: I did a favor for you!

Nixon: [humbly] Yes, master.

-- Evil Republicans!, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

The devil continues introducing the jury.

John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, and the

starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!

-- Satan introduces the jury, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

Marge tries to find seats for everyone. Lizzie Borden is forced to sit

on Lisa's ergonomic chair, but she can't quite figure it out.

Blackbeard is even less fortunate.

Marge: [next to the high chair] I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're

low on chairs, and this is the last one.

Blackbeard: Arr! This chair be high, says I.

-- A tautology, "Treehouse of Horror IV"

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Wayne Stephenson


Larry Goodenough

Andre Dupont


Bobby Clarke

Bill Barber

Gary Dornhoefer

wouldn't that goalie be Bernie Parent??? stephenson was the #2 goalie.

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Even though I hate the Flyers you gotta love what the Flyers did to the Soviet Union Team when they came over in their 1976 barnstorming tour, they had the commies about to quit.

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