Scrumptious Ham

I know that guy. A tuba player stole his girl in high school. You don't move on from that. It sticks with you.

If im paying for a stadium, I'm picking a better city than Oakland.

Players are just less ignorant now.

If they make an identity based off of them, I won't complain. I'd be for it. Let me explain what makes me worried. I didn't want to say anything, but people keep pushing, despite a mods request to drop it. So I would like one quick defense. One identity is definitely biker based. It has a guy riding a Harley. But what's the other part of the teaser? A guy getting a biker tattoo. Look at that tattoo. Now look up Hells Angels logo. You can see, that tat looks like a hell's angels knockoff. That's not good. Is it just a guess on my part? Sure. But it's a fair guess on a possible identity.

A battlehawk is a military helicopter. It's used by three branches. Which city on the list has a base nearby that might house some?

Sorry, I don't like bikers or the biker culture. Call me immature, that's fine. I feel biker gangs are immature. I mean the crime syndicated ones. They suuuuuuuuuuuuck. Terrible people. But I think the non crime ones can be immature, too. Do the bikes have to be that loud? You got to do it in a quiet residential area? So now they want to make a football team out of that? Gross. That's my opinion that I'm allowed to express. It's not racially motivated. It's not bigoted. It's my opinion on a very possible identity. It is a gun I will stick to.

If any of these have a biker theme, they will automatically become my most hated franchise. Bikers suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! With their silly little biker costumes.

I love the colors of the first pic. Can't wait to see that one.

That might have been the plan the whole time with this split announcement. No real split was ever expected. But the leak may do its job. Now no one wants to go to the games. Giving more legal ammo to break lease. Meanwhile, Montreal is salivating over the news. It's like a new attractive girl at the workplace. Everyone is excited and buzz is thick in the air. Everyone wants to talk to her. Not thinking about how the glitter will fade, and one day she'll just be another annoying coworker.

I don't like Steelheads for hockey, but love it for the xfl. Too bad it's a pipe dream. These names are blah.

Why would anyone in Tampa go to a game after this? This will either end with a stadium in Tampa, or the Rays moving to Montreal full time.

The browser on my phone crashes when I'm in a thread with multiple pics. Only on this site.

It fits Houston, as well as the target conservative audience. Good one.

Vince already has an angle for the league. He's catering to the anti-protest crowd. I expect some overly American names.

Fingering Jacksonville, no less.

Welp, they got me. I got to buy that hat. All that's missing is a little white under Trogdor's nose.

The Nassau Lions and So Connecticut logos looks like Nick jr. cartoon characters. Btw, those Saluki helmets are top tier.

....and that's when she did the ol'' Amarillo Sod Poodle. I wasn't ready for that move.

That helmet stripe looks very.......phallic.

The word "bold" scares me. I love the dolphin jumping through the JU. I hope they stick with something like that. Btw, I noticed in that article that JU is a member of four conferences. How common is that?