koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.I've got it: The Schenectady Zip-Zop-Zoobitty-Bop!This is ridiculous. It's well known that scat singing and jazz music leads to marijuana use and sex with white women, which completely goes against the idea of the wholesome family entertainment we're trying to put on the court. Or in the parking lot, as the case may be.Hold on....that statement belongs in the Baysox throwback thread. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.I've got it: The Schenectady Zip-Zop-Zoobitty-Bop!This is ridiculous. It's well known that scat singing and jazz music leads to marijuana use and sex with white women, which completely goes against the idea of the wholesome family entertainment we're trying to put on the court. Or in the parking lot, as the case may be.Hold on....that statement belongs in the Baysox throwback thread.It's too confusing to try to decipher what should go where, so I'm just trying to be as general as I can in my posts for the rest of the evening. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.I've got it: The Schenectady Zip-Zop-Zoobitty-Bop!This is ridiculous. It's well known that scat singing and jazz music leads to marijuana use and sex with white women, which completely goes against the idea of the wholesome family entertainment we're trying to put on the court. Or in the parking lot, as the case may be.Hold on....that statement belongs in the Baysox throwback thread.It's too confusing to try to decipher what should go where, so I'm just trying to be as general as I can in my posts for the rest of the evening.Buh. Zuh? Gruh...uh...um...logo... Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.'Vancouver' must be used to help represent the metro area of the team (i.e. "Tampa Bay"). I do believe that I can rent the gym at Vancouver City College or Burnaby's Bill Copeland Arena for peanuts, which would help the cause considerably.I vote for Cam Neely Arena in Maple Ridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.Well...Chicago has a team. I think. Their franchise kill rate in that market is ridiculous even by their standards. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.'Vancouver' must be used to help represent the metro area of the team (i.e. "Tampa Bay"). I do believe that I can rent the gym at Vancouver City College or Burnaby's Bill Copeland Arena for peanuts, which would help the cause considerably.I vote for Cam Neely Arena in Maple Ridge.Yes, well I expect that from you. However, Bill Copeland Arena is conveniently located on Joe Sakic Way, so in the hearts of the locals Burnaby Joe>Cam Neely.Auditions will be held at the Michael J Fox Theatre for the Performing Arts. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.'Vancouver' must be used to help represent the metro area of the team (i.e. "Tampa Bay"). I do believe that I can rent the gym at Vancouver City College or Burnaby's Bill Copeland Arena for peanuts, which would help the cause considerably.I vote for Cam Neely Arena in Maple Ridge.I say we build our arena out of the hopes and dreams of orphans...and some timber would probably help, too. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Well, we ARE deep in the heart of lumber country.I may be able to steal some materials from one or two of the Olympic building sites. Stay tuned. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Twenty grand, right? There are at least 500 posters that post on a semi-regular basis here. I'd be willing to part with $40 for a chance at an ABA ring. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.'Vancouver' must be used to help represent the metro area of the team (i.e. "Tampa Bay"). I do believe that I can rent the gym at Vancouver City College or Burnaby's Bill Copeland Arena for peanuts, which would help the cause considerably.I vote for Cam Neely Arena in Maple Ridge.Yes, well I expect that from you. However, Bill Copeland Arena is conveniently located on Joe Sakic Way, so in the hearts of the locals Burnaby Joe>Cam Neely.Auditions will be held at the Michael J Fox Theatre for the Performing Arts.MJF Theatre, huh? Free shakes in the lobby.I'm ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I propose that we pool our money together, buy a franchise, then take over the league.It CAN be done.We can call them the CCSLCerzI'm serious. With proper financial backing and a valid credit card, we can field a team that will play in every known division in the ABA in a single season.We begin play in Vancouver, end in Key West. I haven't got the middle part figured out yet, but I'm getting there.You can't be serious about this.Vancouver is far too big of a city to be the home of an ABA team.'Vancouver' must be used to help represent the metro area of the team (i.e. "Tampa Bay"). I do believe that I can rent the gym at Vancouver City College or Burnaby's Bill Copeland Arena for peanuts, which would help the cause considerably.I vote for Cam Neely Arena in Maple Ridge.Yes, well I expect that from you. However, Bill Copeland Arena is conveniently located on Joe Sakic Way, so in the hearts of the locals Burnaby Joe>Cam Neely.Auditions will be held at the Michael J Fox Theatre for the Performing Arts.MJF Theatre, huh? Free shakes in the lobby.I'm ashamed.I laughed, I'm an awful person. Like my posts in the Baysox throback thread didn't confirm that.Gitlin, I appreciate your pledge of $40. If we go to the toteboard, that gives us $40. I thank you. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 Twenty grand, right? There are at least 500 posters that post on a semi-regular basis here. I'd be willing to part with $40 for a chance at an ABA ring.Well, technically, it's a ring that's shaped like a clover marshmallow that the ABA Commissioner stole from his son's box of Lucky Charms. Also, it has dangerously high levels of lead paint, but potato, potahto. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 All right then. Fifty of us at $400 apiece. George Bush just gave you $300 -- let's put that to use. Come on now. Even if we just get the application up and never play a game, we'll have owned a professional sports franchise. Some people say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.I'm 38 percent serious about this. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 All right then. Fifty of us at $400 apiece. George Bush just gave you $300 -- let's put that to use. Come on now. Even if we just get the application up and never play a game, we'll have owned a professional sports franchise. Some people say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.I'm 38 percent serious about this.$300? Did you just get the check from 2003? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 He signed the economic stimulus bill, didn't he? I think the real credit goes to the U.S. Treasury, since they signed the checks, but Bush is the one who officially made it policy. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 We could hold Chris for ransom. That might work. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 That's it.I'm getting a paypal account going, we're gonna do this. I've got 1/500 committed owners so far, it's a dream that needs to be fulfilled.If you'd like to contribute, please send $40 per share to aba.dreams@gmail.com. Be a professional sports owner, or at the very least, a part-owner in the ABA. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 That's it.I'm getting a paypal account going, we're gonna do this. I've got 1/500 committed owners so far, it's a dream that needs to be fulfilled.If you'd like to contribute, please send $40 per share to aba.dreams@gmail.com. Be a professional sports owner, or at the very least, a part-owner in the ABA.The ABA isn't professional. Hell, it's barely basketball. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 I just bought 1/10 of 1/50th of an ABA team. I haven't donated to CCSLC in two years, but I just gave $4 to some guy who compared black mens' penises to baby elephant trunks. It's a special night here.Proof:PayPalDear [Me],Your payment for $4.00 USD to aba.dreams@gmail.com has been sent.It may take a few moments for this transaction to appear in the Recent Activity list on your Account Overview.Payment DetailsAmount: $4.00 USDTransaction ID: 22166080523138246 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee. Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Gitlin has sent his 10% deposit for the franchise. Thank you, DGNow. Welcome to DrunjFlix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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