Cujo

Just brutal. What year was this?

Tom Brady - San Francisco 49ers

Eric Decker - Jets Michael Vick - Jets Chris Johnson - Jets

Don't tempt them....

Looks right to me!

*** JETS #22 HAND-ME-DOWN SPECIAL *** Ed Reed - Jets Danny Woodhead - Jets Ty Law - Jets

Wes Welker - Broncos Wes Welker - Chargers

Impossible font to find (still!). Thanks for the help.

This one's been around for decades. Anyone?

And then there's this guy...

Paul Pierce & Kevin Garnett - Brooklyn Nets

Somebody had to.

Doc Rivers - Clippers

Mark Grace - Arizona Diamondbacks Mark Grace - Maricopa County Jail

This would have to be the ugliest Super Bowl ring since Tampa Bay a decade ago. The Lombardi trophies look heavily skewed and slapping that hideous Ravens logo on anything makes it an instant downgrade.

Elvis helmets with a silver facemask. This had to have been the only year they used it until switching to red. (Looks nice!)

Deacon Jones - Redskins Deacon Jones - Chargers RIP

Both Canadian NBA teams going head-to-head in their original, 90s-tastic duds. BONUS: Vancounver's seafoam green hardwood.

Not a fan of any of those Lakers' rings. The only one that features purple is loaded with boring-ass triangles.

Christ! More like "Players in the wrong weight class".

WWF's Virgil?

- Ravens vs. 49ers Super Bowl Edition - Priest Holmes David Tyree Deion Sanders Deion Sanders Rod Woodson Ed McCaffery