Cujo

To put Shaq's four seasons and lone Finals sweep in Orlando on par with his time in LA is extremely laughable.

Based on what we got with last year's *new* field design, the Falcons and Steelers would have black endzones. SB50 should have been Broncos orange and Carolina blue -- NFL gave us a disappointing navy and black.

Not so fast! ....but he's still a Cub imo.

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You're not a true MiLB team unless you have a ridiculously absurd nickname. Makes the Albuquerque Isotopes and Casper Ghosts seem like relics, ala the Yankees and Packers.

Soooo it's basically a fluorescent chud. Gotcha.

Thanks, New Orleans. The country needed a reason to laugh again.

Of all motherfxckers, Cris Collinsworth... HA! Never understood the popularity of Bill Simmons. Can somebody fill me in on what makes him so great?

Easily the worst uniform match-up of Week 10

Joe Maddon's time in Tampa hasn't been erased, but already been forgotten. As of five days ago, he essentially just became Chicago's baseball version of Coach Ditka. In fact, you could say the same about anyone on the 2016 Cubs roster. Guys like Ben Zobrist, Jon Lester, Miguel Montero and maybe even John Lackey and Aroldis Chapman will now be best remembered as a Chicago Cub. Much like every member of the 2004 Red Sox, the team and those players pretty much became linked for life.

EDIT: Lol trump wins, nevermind!