JerseyJimmy

I'm not gonna lie, the amount of AI slop being regurgitated in the replies instills me with a genuine and potentially homicidal sense of dread. also, Swarm is the only correct option. Outlaws is fine but boring, Yeti and Mammoth are reddit bait with syntax issues (also the Avs are right there), and the rest are non-starters.

dude. that game got a sequel. AS YOU'RE FALLING DOOOWN (AS YOU'RE FALLING DOWN) MY HEART BEATS THE SAAAME (BEATS THE SAAAME)

between drake and the leafs, an ICBM might as well have just hit toronto. I've never seen a city get so utterly culturally annihilated so quickly.

anyway, go canada

wow, it's almost like I'm speaking from the experience of having lived in south carolina for eleven years or something. I've never lived in jersey and haven't made any pretense of ever having done so in years. watch the product.

because southerners are spiteful, petulant asswipes and the people who willingly move there are even worse. it's really just as simple as that. oh yeah, by the way, I was right. every season is exactly the same.

the Mets' City Connect is actually really good, since apparently that's an unpopular opinion for some reason. would it be better with pinstriped grey pants? yes, but in all honesty (and here's a two-fer), white pants look good with literally any color jersey in baseball.

then make the sleeves longer. football jerseys are basically sleeveless now and it looks disgusting.

I'm starting to realize I think I just don't like football uniforms in general anymore. why do sleeve stripes not go around the entire sleeve anymore? why is everything so flat? why does everyone, including offensive linemen, have to have their uniforms vacuum-sealed? why do sleeve stripes not go around the entire sleeve anymore?

I didn't get the impression that bruins fans wanted to send all of my friends to re-education camps, for one thing, but I digress.

oh I'm sure canes fans say "heck" a lot. "doggo" and "wholesome 100 keanu" as well.

I really, genuinely think it's a sunbelt problem - there's never been this kind of vitriol when the Isles have had a playoff series against a Flyers or Penguins, at least not in recent years. hell, even that one series with the Bruins felt like it had an undercurrent of mutual respect despite the whole "New York Saints" thing. that just ceases to exist when it's the Canes, Lightning, etc. across the ice. they don't give me the impression that they want to be "part" of the greater league ecosystem, they give me the impression that they want to take that ecosystem, smash it to pieces, and rebuild it in their own mayonnaise-flavored image. remember when whichever team limped into the Southeast Division title got sent home in a coffee can like clockwork year after year? that was nice. we should go back to that.

the carolina hurricanes are the sports equivalent of a petulant 12-year-old screeching racial slurs at the top of their lungs on xbox live

hey isles you don't have to take bettman's money to job to inbreds jsyk, you can actually like win

the new york islanders, despite their best efforts, are a playoff team for the fifth time in six seasons. now if they could stop facing carolina in the playoffs, that'd be tremendous.

I mean, you're not going to get any sympathy from me. this team should've been out of arizona fifteen years ago at least, and realistically never should've been there in the first place. complete unmitigated disaster from start to finish. the only real regret I have here is that, while I'll concede SLC will probably work out as a hockey market, I really just wish they went to quebec or hamilton instead. and no, phoenix absolutely should not get a second chance. hell, I'd give atlanta a third chance before putting another team in phoenix.

dude I'm a syracuse fan so logic should dictate I hate uconn but I would take a big east dynasty over an SEC/ACC one every single time without hesitation

hey, cool, I get to use both of them!

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GO BACK TO KENSUCKY FARM BOY, LOCALS ONLY

what a goddamn game, dude.

me personally, I'm going to choose to believe that due to a clerical error involving mecole hardman, the new york jets are super bowl champions.

las vegas should be napalmed.

hey shanahan could you maybe try not doing the same exact thing you did the last two times you were here