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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

 

 

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Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

 

 

The Danimal said:
Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU. and you have just been SUPERMEGAOWN3D

 

 

The Danimal said:
Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

i aint no red, you pinko.

 

 

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Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

i aint no red, you pinko.

What the heck is a Pinko? I won't even respond to that.

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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

i aint no red, you pinko.

What the heck is a Pinko? I won't even respond to that.

something i gave to your mom last night. i hear she liked it too :P

 

 

The Danimal said:
Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

i aint no red, you pinko.

What the heck is a Pinko? I won't even respond to that.

something i gave to your mom last night. i hear she liked it too :P

That was a cheap shot. Blue

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oh yeah? well, i went 5 hole on your mother SUPERMEGAZING~!

You couldn't get a girl to save your life!

like you could d00d. unless you call your right hand a girl :P

Well, chicks come up smelling me all the time. I'm like Lucky Charms, Magically Delicious. I can't say the same thing about hockey cause man it stinks. Literally and figurativly!

that's not what someone told me last night....

Well, I heard you ate lima beans for breakfast. Yeah you just got Karl Malown3d!

no, i heard in soviet russia, lima beans eat YOU.

Burn Him, He is a Red!!! Like I always say Better Dead than Red!

i aint no red, you pinko.

What the heck is a Pinko? I won't even respond to that.

something i gave to your mom last night. i hear she liked it too :P

That was a cheap shot. Blue

you yellow bellied weasel.... that wasnt low. dont dick with witham. bilee dat, playa.

 

 

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Texas is the state that gave us George W. Bush and Sarah Palin. 'Nuff said.
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okay children, break it up.

Your jersey #: 3, 95 or 00

Your position: goalie

Name: Discrimihater

Height and Weight: 5-10, 250 (i'd shed some pounds for the ice)

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A strong mind gets high off success, a weak mind gets high off bull🤬

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I don't remember this being a "bash on hockey" thread. You don't like it? Fine, STFU. In the mean time, this particular thread is about the great and noble game of hockey.

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On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said:

When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev.

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