pcgd Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 This was posted on a GD forum by a poster named Leftbrainartist. I believe he made it up, but I found it quite funny:Client to Eye Doctor:I need to improve my eyesite. Before we begin, could you please provide me a detailed estimate on what the costs will be to accomplish this? I'm especially interested in seeing price comparisons on eyeglasses vs. contacts vs. laser surgery. Make sure to break down each process to the minute details so that I may choose to eliminate any tasks I feel are extraneous and thus reduce the price. Once you determine my prescription, I'd like to have a preliminary pair of glasses made that I can take home with me to discuss with my family. We should be able to get back to you within 2-12 weeks with a number of comments and suggestions to make the glasses better. Please be prepared to have the final glasses ready within 5 minutes if we should need it that quickly. Keep in mind the preliminary glasses should work as well as laser surgery and contact lenses. Of course, if we decide to add features like the ability to see infared and x-ray vision, these should be developed at no cost to us - as you should have anticipated that in the initial estimate. We will be making the glasses ourselves based on your recommendations, but you will be required to tell us what to do every step of the way and if we screw up, you will be held responsible. Oh yes, several other optometrists will be competing against you for this job, among them my daughter, who just bought an optometry lab at a rummage sale. Oh yes, after careful review, the glasses should improve our hearing as well - at no additional charge of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 classic. thats good stuff. @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iccomics Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 as wilson would say, thats jenious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAO Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 hilarious. isn't that the damn truth. Behance Network || ianbakar.com || Dribbble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollux Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 I wish I could add x-ray vision to my glasses though. I should have mentioned it before getting mine. Four times IHL Nielson Cup Champions - Montréal Shamrocks (2008-2009 // 2009-2010 // 2012-2013 // 2014-2015) Five times TNFF Confederation Cup Champions - Yellowknife Eagles (2009 CC VI // 2010 CC VII // 2015 CC XII // 2017 CC XIV // 2018 CC XV) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCScout76 Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 If only designing a logo were that simple Love the part about 'getting back in 2-12 weeks', that's nailing down. Kansas City Scouts (CHL) Orr Cup Champions 2010, 2019, 2021 St. Joseph Pony Express (ULL) 2023 Champions Kansas City Cattle (CL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 I imagine if a sports logo designer was an eye doctor, we'd see something like this:Yes, I know I suck.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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