Csi: Larry Walker's House

[NJTank]

Larry Walker who is on the DL found a dead body on wooded path on his property which in the story says was not near his house.

Story

[habsfan79]

Wonder how big is place must be, to not know there was someone dead on your land.

[yh]

I wonder if it was Ted Williams trying to do a little hunting. Did they say whether the body had a head?

Yes, supremely bad taste but nonetheless irresistable.

[Gamingboy]

Nah, my guess is that it was Professor Plum in the library with the revolver.

[KCScout76]

Nah, my guess is that it was Professor Plum in the library with the revolver.

I beg to differ, the "Clues" point to Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Wrench.

Of course, this is after the Fine Colonel and Ms. Scarlet were found in the Billard Room Playing with the colonel's rope.

[DEAD!]

Nah, my guess is that it was Professor Plum in the library with the revolver.

I beg to differ, the "Clues" point to Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Wrench.

Of course, this is after the Fine Colonel and Ms. Scarlet were found in the Billard Room Playing with the colonel's rope.

I thought it was the candlestick?

[paynomind]

So, THERE'S the candlestick...

[Gamingboy]

No, wait, new evidence shows that it was Mr. Green with the knife in the lounge. We thought it was Mrs. Peacock, but the gloves didn't fit, so we had to acquit.

[paynomind]

No, wait, new evidence shows that it was Mr. Green with the knife in the lounge. We thought it was Mrs. Peacock, but the gloves didn't fit, so we had to acquit.

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Baseball in heaven:

Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One summer night, Bob passed away in his sleep after watching a game earlier in the evening.

He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. "Bob is that you?" Earl asked.

"Of course it me," Bob replied.

"This is unbelievable!" Earl exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that yes there is baseball in heaven, Earl."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

longest.... non-image.... signature.... ever.

[waggie]

i was thinkin that too... tis long.