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How :censored:ing boring do the Packers (at home) look tonight? ICEY WHITE CHEDDAR!!!!!!!

Oh joy. The Cincinnati Zebras are back. Steelers in block numbers is the only thing worthy of this match-up.

That was only one lateral, and it was more of a designed return play than a hope & prayer fustercluck. I view it the same as I do a hook and lateral, basically Oh, and, um, you also can't legally execute hail mary on a kickoff return.

Teams opting for white jerseys at home is an automatic L

I've seen it the thousand-pitch method work like 3 times in the NFL -- most recently being Miami/New England like 5 years ago. I get trying the lateral thing when your quarterback doesn't have the arm to get the ball to end zone, like last night when the Eagles we're inside their own 20 on the final play. But if your QB is in range to get it to the goal line, a hail mary should be attempted 1000% of the time.

You were calling for Hurts to fling a 90 yard hail mary pass? Gotcha.

"TURNS" That's nice.

JuSt WiN bAbY!!1

One season? You should take a peak at what he did to Denver. And Indy.

I think a lot of us are in favor of the Texans doing something new after 20 years of the same "okay-ish" uniform.

A+ match-up had they worn yellow pants.

Tweeted this from his recliner 14 days ago. Then went and backed it up.

Nah. This sumbitch somehow has nine lives. A franchise eroding cancer with the Broncos. Should've been blacklisted. Got another chance. Hired by the Colts and left them at the altar. Should've been blacklisted. Got another chance. Lost a game to SportsCenter's Jeff Saturday. Should be blacklisted. Will be on the sidelines next week.

Therefore, people who actually witnessed 55-10 get to decide if those uniforms stay in the attic.

Aaaaaaand Jeff Saturday, from off his living room couch, just beat Josh McDaniels, one of the "greatest assistant coaches of all-time". Folks can stop crying about Irsay's decision now.

Correct. Steve Nash also got a coaching gig on name alone. I also omitted David Ross getting the Cubs gig after a few years doing Sunday Night Baseball and Dancing with the Stars.

Well, it's an interim tag, which makes it the entire thing less of a big deal. And how many times has highly touted NFL assistant gotten a job and completely crapped the bed? (every single Belichick disciple) I'm rooting for Saturday to win some games. More than likely, he'll go back to ESPN after the season ends. But it's a nice little experiment to see if coaching experience = real football knowledge.

Penn State allowed r*pe and is still treated like college royalty.

MLB managers are hired with less coaching experience than Saturday. Aaron Boone comes to mind immediately.

The motif that started it all.

It was reported he played head coach mode on Madden a time or two.

Damn you, Los Angeles.

For all the crap everyone gave Jim Irsay this week.. Coach Saturday is winning at the half.

Super Bowl 57 Vikes all-purple color rash Bills icey stormtrooper