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Well, maybe it’d be nice for Ben to wait a while, for very specific reasons that have nothing to do with Brady.

He should’ve retired following the 2018 or 2019 season, before things got too embarrassing.

Yeah, I was born in 1993, so I’ve only really known the choker Niners and the crap Niners. I’ve never really been able to get into them unironically, because I know the other shoe will drop in embarrassing fashion. Heck, I’ve never been much of an NFL guy in general, save for silly posting and true crime stuff. Like, I’d sooner buy an Art Schlichter jersey than a Peyton Manning one. I’d stick with Trey Lance. I’d prefer Rodgers :censored:s off to some rural area and starts a sex cult. The NFL will be better with Rodgers gone.

Well, it looks like the Hayate avatar is sticking around. The Niners needs to move on from Jimmy G and Shanahan. It’s clear that these guys are not going to lead the Niners to the top. Ah well, it was a fun and unexpected run. Go Rams, because St. Louis deserves that misery.

It's the Idiot Bowl - who can be slightly less stupid than the other? If the Niners idiot magic their way to the Super Bowl, I'm changing my avatar to Niners Jim Tomsula for a week.

Let’s hope Brady doesn’t get screwed over like his fellow Serra alumnus, Bonds.

Objection! Don Meredith wore the old pants.

Granted, if he spent any time in a Tempe-area nightclub, he’d be positive for several things.

Apropos of nothing, Hank must prefer the classic silver pants to the greenish silver ones.

Does Scientology have any buildings in AZ? Hosting the Coyotes would be an OK rebound from the Danny Masterson thing.

No, the Devils should be doubling down on the cup-winning sets and eliminating all alternates. No Scouts, no Rockies, just the team that won three Stanley Cups. Also, I find the Avs doing Hockey Rockies homages better than their awkward Nords design.

If Club Rio was still standing, it wouldn't be a bad place for them. The doucheiest nightclub in Tempe, home of terrible boxing matches and Jake Palmer groping waitresses, would've been perfect for this trash team.

The Flames finally look like themselves again after all the years with black. They never needed black and nor did the North Stars.

Unless the Chiefs have a big brain fart and/or critical injuries, not really. Andy Reid reverting to his Philly clock management would be brutal.

It’s fun being the bad guy.

Well, there were also the St. Louis Blues (2019) and Washington Capitals (2018). But I guess first-time champs don’t count.

You'd be surprised at the power of idiot ball. The magic ability to bring opponents down to your level is a gift in football.

Everybody loves the table spot.

The Niners are totally going to idiot their way into an NFC title, aren't they?

Too many people sympathize with the humid hell pit that is St. Louis. Just remember that most St. Louis-specific Rams fans were also Cardinals fans.

Cleveland got a replacement team pretty quickly. Heck, the pre-merger Browns were much better than the Rams of that time. Since we’re talking about the pre-merger Rams:

They shouldn't have been in St. Louis in the first place. That was LA's team and it's good that they're back. It'd be like if the Thunder moved back to Seattle or if the Coyotes had been the team going back to Winnipeg. It's better to have a privately-funded stadium in LA than ripping off St. Louis taxpayers.

Exactly, as Kroenke righted a historical wrong done by alleged murderer Georgia Frontiere. St. Louis should've just tried to keep the football Cardinals.

Maybe my Roch Thériault comparison was too generous. Aaron could never attract this many women: That's the power of preying on the vulnerable and having a large penis, I guess. Don't read about how he treated his followers with "amateur surgery," it's insanely graphic and terrifying.

Here’s to him establishing a cult in rural Wisconsin, fathering a bunch of neglected kids, and learning how to perform “amateur surgery.” Yes, I just compared Rodgers to Roch Thériault.