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But which QB would wear the thing that literally Satan Mike Love wore in the ‘70s?

Provided the Bills actually make the playoffs. That’s gonna be a big if this year.

And the Niners draft a WR, because they’re terrified of not signing Aiyuk or are ready to move on from Deebo. I’d say they need defense more than a WR, but the cap issues looming are coloring their decisions.

Purple should be the main color, since neither the Kings nor Ducks really want to embrace it.

They’re lucky they share a division with Tepper’s toxic trash heap.

I mean, it’s still an upgrade from Zach Wilson. In the same way that getting t-boned is an upgrade from getting crushed between two semis.

Like, I know Cousins has the structural integrity of wet cardboard, but this is a little much. Outside of Williams, the lower half of this first round has been bizarrely stupid.

Which was fine until the slob shirts came and gave extra material to grab.

A rare W for the Heisman Trust.

What do you want to bet that Joey Kuras or another one of his employees actually composed it? It’s not so far-fetched anymore. Video for those who don’t get the references. Side note about Tommy: his McMansion (that wasn’t on Cribs) has been listed for sale. The Spider-Man room is still very much there, even though the stagers took out some of the tacky stuff. It ended already, when the Senators tried to pretend they were connected to the Silver Seven. Speaking of which, I still wish the =O= set was promoted to primary status.

I would sooner trust Tommy Tallarico to run an NHL team than Meruelo. So yeah, I doubt he’s gonna be able to do much with his franchise certificate.

I mean, they won SB III. Then proceeded to spend the next 55 or so years being decent-to-basura, with the highlight being Mark Sanchez running right into Brandon Moore's butt and committing a turnover. Speaking of which, what play best represents Denver's post-SB 50 futility? I would suggest the Hackett field goal.

There’s always this mascot for the Yetis:

Yeah, that’s most likely the case. Still, Pioneers would be a boring nickname for a Rocky Mountain hockey team. Of the names picked early, I’d say Yetis and Outlaws are the ones I’d be most inclined to like. The former even has a logo ready! I’m so happy the Avs ditched the yeti stuff, even if it meant adopting the Colorado flag crap.

As Jimmy said, it's the kind of stuff you heard on Xbox Live back in the late-00s, minus the really awful stuff.

The other solution is to just ignore Twitter and Reddit, which seems easy enough to do.

All the more reason why I rooted for the Penguins in 2017, no matter how painful it was.

I really wish the home set was the template the rest of the uniforms followed, with the horn helmet as the primary option. As they are, they’re decent-to-cringeworthy. The H-town set looks ridiculous, while the all-red is a miss. Their primary set is adequate. Ultimately, I’d say the Lions won this year of tweaking. The Jets are in second, Broncos in third, and Texans leading up the rear. For however iffy the Broncos’ uniforms are, they don’t have an “H-town”-level turd in their set.

I can see a way that the Nuggets can supplant the Broncos as the market’s #1 team.

Happy Birthday, Jack! On another note, how would a medium royal blue have worked for the Broncos (e.g., Giants and Bills)? I think it would've been a nice balance and fit the color scheme a lot more than the starker navy or the "soft" light royal.

Yeah, it’d be like a new NBA team being the Huskies, Blue Devils, or Tar Heels.

It would be funny to give Slider a spider buddy that looked like a muppet version of the above design. I’m good with the Guardians name and the team’s safe rebrand, but I just wish they went back to the ‘90s color balance (minus the added white outlines/double outlines).

That reminds me, I still need to watch Zoo. I did watch a Justin Whang video on that topic, so I guess it counts? Also, I really don’t care about the non-contrasting socks at all. Contrast would look better, but I don’t think it screws up a look at all. Or at least, to the same level as most people here.

I mean, I think they’re just fine. This is not something worthy of hyperbole.

They’re fine. Not offensively bad or anything, just very meh. The helmet stripe stinks, but I can live with that. It’s a real 6/10. They're probably only gonna last as long as the minimal requirement, before the Broncos try something else that may or may not be better/a straight-up throwback.