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Provided the Bills actually make the playoffs. That’s gonna be a big if this year.

And the Niners draft a WR, because they’re terrified of not signing Aiyuk or are ready to move on from Deebo. I’d say they need defense more than a WR, but the cap issues looming are coloring their decisions.

Purple should be the main color, since neither the Kings nor Ducks really want to embrace it.

They’re lucky they share a division with Tepper’s toxic trash heap.

I mean, it’s still an upgrade from Zach Wilson. In the same way that getting t-boned is an upgrade from getting crushed between two semis.

Like, I know Cousins has the structural integrity of wet cardboard, but this is a little much. Outside of Williams, the lower half of this first round has been bizarrely stupid.

Which was fine until the slob shirts came and gave extra material to grab.

A rare W for the Heisman Trust.

What do you want to bet that Joey Kuras or another one of his employees actually composed it? It’s not so far-fetched anymore. Video for those who don’t get the references. Side note about Tommy: his McMansion (that wasn’t on Cribs) has been listed for sale. The Spider-Man room is still very much there, even though the stagers took out some of the tacky stuff. It ended already, when the Senators tried to pretend they were connected to the Silver Seven. Speaking of which, I still wish the =O= set was promoted to primary status.

I would sooner trust Tommy Tallarico to run an NHL team than Meruelo. So yeah, I doubt he’s gonna be able to do much with his franchise certificate.

I mean, they won SB III. Then proceeded to spend the next 55 or so years being decent-to-basura, with the highlight being Mark Sanchez running right into Brandon Moore's butt and committing a turnover. Speaking of which, what play best represents Denver's post-SB 50 futility? I would suggest the Hackett field goal.

There’s always this mascot for the Yetis:

Yeah, that’s most likely the case. Still, Pioneers would be a boring nickname for a Rocky Mountain hockey team. Of the names picked early, I’d say Yetis and Outlaws are the ones I’d be most inclined to like. The former even has a logo ready! I’m so happy the Avs ditched the yeti stuff, even if it meant adopting the Colorado flag crap.

As Jimmy said, it's the kind of stuff you heard on Xbox Live back in the late-00s, minus the really awful stuff.

The other solution is to just ignore Twitter and Reddit, which seems easy enough to do.