heavybass Posted August 20, 2023 Author Share Posted August 20, 2023 5 hours ago, heavybass said: Don’t mention Raleigh, a certain someone might overhear…….. Aw crap he heard... RALEIGHHHHH!!! WE HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM!!!CAROLINA HURRICANESWE HAVE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL, WE TAKE PART IN THE AFC NORTH AND WE ALWAYS CRUSH THE STEELERS, THE BROWNS, THE BENGALS AND THOSE :censored:ING BILLS!!!THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST OUR AGRESSIVE RED APPROACH!!! WATCH US GO ON A DEEP RUN TO WIN THE VINCE LOMBARDI!!! (The actual Carolina team is coming when it's done)) 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomba Tomba Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 This is badass tho The NHL team can choose something different Quote If you read on the card you'll be cheating on your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 This was inspired by the idea of what if the whalers were an nfl team and was taken as a joke post. But I might make them an actual expansion team if anyone interested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 21, 2023 Author Share Posted August 21, 2023 And now Wave 2 begins. "ahem" In the late 90's after the NFL survived several recessional phases.... the time felt came for 4 more cities to get franchises which was something the teams agreed to.... the timeline was to be 1998 the announcement and 2001 the introduction but one event caused a delay in everything and that was a Midwestern town named Raccoon City was wiped off the map via a nuclear missile causing the entire world to pause and mourn the tragic loss of life.... around 100,000 or so. This paused the expansion plans for a whole year thus making 1999 the implementation but an event at the Colts was the biggest cause of the acceleration of the expansion... Jim Irsay bought the Baltimore Colts for dirt cheap and wanted to relocate to Indianapolis but the NFL said no saying that the Colts were staying in Baltimore... well that and the city voted for that bill. So to satisfy all the requirements, Irsay was given an expansion team and sent that to Indianapolis... the Colts and their history stayed in Baltimore. ANYWAY For the first time in the NFL since Los Angeles there was going to be a 2nd team in a city and the location was going to be in North Carolina in particular Raleigh ((RALEIGH!!!)) ..... please welcome.CAROLINA PANTHERS The Carolina Panthers had a late start because of the NFL's agreement with the AFL but that didn't deter them since this time they weren't a traditionally bound team although their original owner Jerry Richardson still went out the same way as he did.... bloody racist. These Panthers were Silver but as some Panthers fans know.... they have that BLUE and they don't properly USE It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 Next up in the expansion wave 2... is the greatest show on turf.ST LOUIS STALLIONS The Stallions made history by going from the worst in their introduction season to winning the Super Bowl against the Houston Oilers the very next year.... shrewed trades, good draft AND excellent coaching made St Louis into a super bowl winning city and heck there's no interfering Stan Kronke because he's fighting against the Davis family too much to not give a :censored:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topherlee2 Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, heavybass said: Next up in the expansion wave 2... is the greatest show on turf.ST LOUIS STALLIONS The Stallions made history by going from the worst in their introduction season to winning the Super Bowl against the Houston Oilers the very next year.... shrewed trades, good draft AND excellent coaching made St Louis into a super bowl winning city and I heck there's no interfering Stan Kronke because he's fighting against the Davis family too much to not give a :censored:. Does anyone else can't see the uniforms, I personally can't see them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidersReorg Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 27 minutes ago, Topherlee2 said: Does anyone else can't see the uniforms, I personally can't see them. I too can't see the uniforms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 22, 2023 Author Share Posted August 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Topherlee2 said: Does anyone else can't see the uniforms, I personally can't see them. Jesus Christ guys....https://imgur.com/a/Fh44HF5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomba Tomba Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Personally I'd change the shoulders, they make no sense here because they are supposed to be ram horns Also, to distance themselves from the Vikings, why not a gold helmet? Quote If you read on the card you'll be cheating on your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 version 2. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomba Tomba Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Better Quote If you read on the card you'll be cheating on your heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 And now we move onto team 39.... and football returns to Jacksonville!JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS Football does in fact return to Jacksonville and intelligently run football at that and not being swindled by :censored:ing indian americans that call themselves Khans ((I'm looking at you Shahid, you and that drug taking moron of a son named Tony)) but owners that actually give a :censored: about the team especially when they go on deep runs in the playoffs. ((I mean REALLY)) The success of the 2017 AFC Championship game against the Patriots was the catalyst for what many consider these Jags to be a top tier contendership team in the AFC and they will eventually win a Super Bowl like they should of won in 2017 but the Philadelphia Eagles were stronger that year and deserved too. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_grateful_ted Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, heavybass said: And now we move onto team 39.... and football returns to Jacksonville!JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS Football does in fact return to Jacksonville and intelligently run football at that and not being swindled by :censored:ing indian americans that call themselves Khans ((I'm looking at you Shahid, you and that drug taking moron of a son named Tony)) but owners that actually give a about the team especially when they go on deep runs in the playoffs. ((I mean REALLY)) The success of the 2017 AFC Championship game against the Patriots was the catalyst for what many consider these Jags to be a top tier contendership team in the AFC and they will eventually win a Super Bowl like they should of won in 2017 but the Philadelphia Eagles were stronger that year and deserved too. Unhinged commentary 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 And I wouldn't want to make it just boring you know... also shame on you for calling me a nut. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 Finally the last team of the wave 2 expansions and the one that caused the biggest trouble of all.... because it feels incomplete.INDIANAPOLIS BOMBERS Jim Irsay came into the NFL expecting to buy the Baltimore Colts for dirt cheap because the team had struggled to make a winning season for years and was hoping to move the team to Indianapolis which would of caused a lot of issues... the NFL responded by giving him an expansion team and decided to create the Indy Bombers. SEVERAL problems came into play... the only division open to them was a very tough NFC North that was traditionally bound by integrity and seeing a new team muscle their way in caused other teams to accuse the 4 teams of gatekeeping.... they were only JUST accepted in despite playing for 20 years. Irsay just wanted the Colts, not an expansion team so he basically NOPED out of owning the Bombers and giving it to several people whilst he was focused on other projects like the Pacers The team has been stuck in a 2000s limbo for 20 years because of a lawsuit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 Also they were a difficult team to adjust because mostly incomplete.... I might change in the future but because 40 is usually the cap for most leagues, the last 8 teams will be expansions for bonus content as this will be a complete kind of thread for some people to opt out if they want. I'll be focusing back on the College series when this is done though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpidersReorg Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, heavybass said: Also they were a difficult team to adjust because mostly incomplete.... I might change in the future but because 40 is usually the cap for most leagues, the last 8 teams will be expansions for bonus content as this will be a complete kind of thread for some people to opt out if they want. I'll be focusing back on the College series when this is done though. Here are the cities I definitely want for Wave 3: Las Vegas Salt Lake City Oklahoma City Nashville And here are some I chose to fill out the rest: Louisville New Jersey (We have 2 LA teams and an Anaheim team, so why not do the same for NYC?) Columbus Austin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blindsay Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 5 hours ago, heavybass said: Finally the last team of the wave 2 expansions and the one that caused the biggest trouble of all.... because it feels incomplete.INDIANAPOLIS BOMBERS Jim Irsay came into the NFL expecting to buy the Baltimore Colts for dirt cheap because the team had struggled to make a winning season for years and was hoping to move the team to Indianapolis which would of caused a lot of issues... the NFL responded by giving him an expansion team and decided to create the Indy Bombers. SEVERAL problems came into play... the only division open to them was a very tough NFC North that was traditionally bound by integrity and seeing a new team muscle their way in caused other teams to accuse the 4 teams of gatekeeping.... they were only JUST accepted in despite playing for 20 years. Irsay just wanted the Colts, not an expansion team so he basically NOPED out of owning the Bombers and giving it to several people whilst he was focused on other projects like the Pacers The team has been stuck in a 2000s limbo for 20 years because of a lawsuit. Wait didn’t you say that a nuclear bomb wiped out a city? Wouldn’t Bombers be in poor taste? Quote Im an isles,rangers,devils,Sabres,Yankees,Mets,Braves,hawks,knicks,nets,bills,giants,falcons,and jets fan. So? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 24, 2023 Author Share Posted August 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Blindsay said: Wait didn’t you say that a nuclear bomb wiped out a city? Wouldn’t Bombers be in poor taste? Not if you was desperate for that midstate money money.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavybass Posted August 25, 2023 Author Share Posted August 25, 2023 Would it be easier if I was to rebrand the Bombers as the Ravens? Just asking a question to you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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