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If this isn't textbook for the modern selfish me-first gotta see myself tonight on Sportscenter player, i'll jump off the Golden Gate.

Chad Johnson, Bengals:

"Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't Chad Johnson," he said Monday. "Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn't that good because I wouldn't be getting the attention I'm getting. I just want to catch the ball, that's it."

Makes me want to throw up.

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"Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't Chad Johnson," he said Monday. "Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn't that good because I wouldn't be getting the attention I'm getting. I just want to catch the ball, that's it."

Now just replace "Chad Johnson" with "Leon"

http://leon.budweiser.com/leon_bio.html

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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"Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't Chad Johnson," he said Monday. "Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn't that good because I wouldn't be getting the attention I'm getting. I just want to catch the ball, that's it."

I feel his pain.

The poor guy, all he wants to do is catch the ball. But he catches the ball, and the damned thing has a heart attack right there in his hands, in the end zone. So Chad, being the good soul that he is, does a little CPR and brings the ball back. The game goes on, uninterrupted. But was there any show of thanks from the Jacksonville fans? No! They booed him, called him a showboat, and generally showed a total lack of appreciation for everything Chad did for that ball.

Next time, a round of applause and a "Thank You" will suffice.

Poor, poor Chad. He does so much more than play football, and he only makes a few million a year for his labors. *SIGH* <_<

"Start spreading the news... They're leavin' today... Won't get to be a part of it... In old New York..."

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In order for the Mets' run of 12 losses in 17 games to mean something, the Phillies still had to win 13 of 17.

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No Leon is TO

Trouble is, many players in the NFL want to be Leon. TO might be the front running Leon, but to borrow from a certain spiced rum ad; "Everyone's got a little Leon in them."

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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Chad Johnson, Bengals:

"Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't Chad Johnson," he said Monday. "Last night, I felt like I wished I wasn't good. I had to keep from crying on the sideline because I wished I wasn't that good because I wouldn't be getting the attention I'm getting. I just want to catch the ball, that's it."

He should channel his feelings into writing a book. Perhaps he could call it "Simply Provide Me with the Damn Ball, Please."

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No Leon is TO

Freddie Fred-X Mitchell was Leon. The talk-show guys even used to refer to him as 'Leon.'

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