Screech!

[NJTank]

They showed the Presidents Race on the Mets game today did you get any pictures of that it was pretty funny instead of the Sausages they had giant Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt heads running around the field at RFK Stadium.

[paynomind]

You guys can AHVE Meg, who is the blonde at the bottom of the picture, facing the camera. Yowza!

[DEAD!]

They showed the Presidents Race on the Mets game today did you get any pictures of that it was pretty funny instead of the Sausages they had giant Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt heads running around the field at RFK Stadium.

.... what? no Taft? that race is a joke.....

[Mac the Knife]

They showed the Presidents Race on the Mets game today did you get any pictures of that it was pretty funny instead of the Sausages they had giant Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, and Roosevelt heads running around the field at RFK Stadium.

.... what? no Taft? that race is a joke.....

No Taft?

No Rutherford Hayes?

Aw, c'mon!

[bullsfan4life]

You guys can AHVE Meg, who is the blonde at the bottom of the picture, facing the camera. Yowza!

You know you can have both. I would

Question for Nats fans, what do those girls do.

[OB33]

Question for Nats fans, what do those girls do.

Their name is the Nat Pack or something like that, they're like the pep squad I guess, they fire off T-shirts, do crazy promotions, stuff like that I think. And there are a few guys in the ranks too.

[NDwas]

You guys can HAVE Meg, who is the blonde at the bottom of the picture, facing the camera. Yowza!

You know you can have both. I would

Question for Nats fans, what do those girls do.

I don't know the blonde's name, but she is hot. She's pretty perky too, personality-wise. I do know that she broke her arm earlier this year and was in a sling for the first couple months of the season. Useless information, I know.

OB33 is right - it's the Nat Pack. They go around with Screech and do little gimmicky stuff. They recently added a couple more attractive girls, which I think DC totally lacks of.

BREAKING NEWS:

Stan Kasten confirmed Sunday that the Nats are planning on having an "election" later this year to add new presidents for next season.

My suggestions?

- Jimmy Carter (will throw out peanuts)

- Bill Clinton (will stop for fast food / will stop to talk with some chicks in the crowd)

- Gerald Ford (will come out with golf clubs and trip every few steps)

- Richard Nixon (will come out being chased by federal agents / have a bunch of tape recorders or something)

- Ronnie Reagan (will run in the wrong direction)

[bullsfan4life]

Question for Nats fans, what do those girls do.

Their name is the Nat Pack or something like that, they're like the pep squad I guess, they fire off T-shirts, do crazy promotions, stuff like that I think. And there are a few guys in the ranks too.

Thanks. Now i want to go down to DC to go to a Nats game. For the game and the girls.

[Mac the Knife]

Stan Kasten confirmed Sunday that the Nats are planning on having an "election" later this year to add new presidents for next season.

My suggestions?

- Jimmy Carter (will throw out peanuts)

- Bill Clinton (will stop for fast food / will stop to talk with some chicks in the crowd)

- Gerald Ford (will come out with golf clubs and trip every few steps)

- Richard Nixon (will come out being chased by federal agents / have a bunch of tape recorders or something)

- Ronnie Reagan (will run in the wrong direction)

I have a few:

--- Thomas Jefferson, who can hit on any good looking African-American women in attendance,

--- William Henry Harrison, who can administer flu vaccines (too obscure for our younger members, no doubt),

--- Franklin Pierce and William Howard Taft, who can be our beer/liquor and hot dog vendors extraordinaire,

--- James Buchanan, who can (allegedly) represent D.C.'s gay population. Either that or he could be a (ahem) ball boy,

--- Theodore Roosevelt, who can work on the grounds "conservation" crew,

--- "Silent" Calvin Coolidge, who can do color commentary for the Nats,

--- Herbert Hoover, who can represent insensitive pricks everywhere,

--- Harry Truman, who instead of rooting for the Nats to beat San Francisco will simply order the Air Force to bomb the out of it, and last but not least

--- John Kennedy, because, hey, its his brother's stadium, right? Besides, he can troll for chicks with Jefferson and Clinton.

[OB33]

--- Theodore Roosevelt, who can work on the grounds "conservation" crew,

Not to mention that he can carry a Big Stick.

[Fred T. Jane]

Well, I think W.H. Harrison should only run 3% of the race. BTW, to be nitpicky, he had the common cold, which developed into pneumonia, rather than the flu.

[NDwas]

Stan Kasten confirmed Sunday that the Nats are planning on having an "election" later this year to add new presidents for next season.

My suggestions?

- Jimmy Carter (will throw out peanuts)

- Bill Clinton (will stop for fast food / will stop to talk with some chicks in the crowd)

- Gerald Ford (will come out with golf clubs and trip every few steps)

- Richard Nixon (will come out being chased by federal agents / have a bunch of tape recorders or something)

- Ronnie Reagan (will run in the wrong direction)

I have a few:

--- Thomas Jefferson, who can hit on any good looking African-American women in attendance,

--- William Henry Harrison, who can administer flu vaccines (too obscure for our younger members, no doubt),

--- Franklin Pierce and William Howard Taft, who can be our beer/liquor and hot dog vendors extraordinaire,

--- James Buchanan, who can (allegedly) represent D.C.'s gay population. Either that or he could be a (ahem) ball boy,

--- Theodore Roosevelt, who can work on the grounds "conservation" crew,

--- "Silent" Calvin Coolidge, who can do color commentary for the Nats,

--- Herbert Hoover, who can represent insensitive pricks everywhere,

--- Harry Truman, who instead of rooting for the Nats to beat San Francisco will simply order the Air Force to bomb the out of it, and last but not least

--- John Kennedy, because, hey, its his brother's stadium, right? Besides, he can troll for chicks with Jefferson and Clinton.

They already have Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and George Washington.

Everyone has one at least three races, except for Abe (who has won four) and Teddy (who is an astounding 0-for-13).

[NDwas]

I have a few:

--- Thomas Jefferson, who can hit on any good looking African-American women in attendance,

--- William Henry Harrison, who can administer flu vaccines (too obscure for our younger members, no doubt),

--- Franklin Pierce and William Howard Taft, who can be our beer/liquor and hot dog vendors extraordinaire,

--- James Buchanan, who can (allegedly) represent D.C.'s gay population. Either that or he could be a (ahem) ball boy,

--- Theodore Roosevelt, who can work on the grounds "conservation" crew,

--- "Silent" Calvin Coolidge, who can do color commentary for the Nats,

--- Herbert Hoover, who can represent insensitive pricks everywhere,

--- Harry Truman, who instead of rooting for the Nats to beat San Francisco will simply order the Air Force to bomb the out of it, and last but not least

--- John Kennedy, because, hey, its his brother's stadium, right? Besides, he can troll for chicks with Jefferson and Clinton.

I personally love these ideas, but the "normal fan" is too young and stupid to know all of the intricacies of US history.