Dilbert Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 I know a lot of you dont like this but here it is anywayhttp://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6013670 Signature intentionally left blank
NJTank Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 This joke "This game is on opposite the Simpsons, so I say don't watch, it's gonna be terrible." is as old as Abe Simpson www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com
PaperAirplane31 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 "The home of jazz versus the home of Motown, how can I choose? They're both just noise! No pick."He called St. Louis the home of jazz, have I been misinformed or was that title reserved for New Orleans?
HailToTheVictors Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 "The home of jazz versus the home of Motown, how can I choose? They're both just noise! No pick."He called St. Louis the home of jazz, have I been misinformed or was that title reserved for New Orleans? You are correct sir! jazz music was indeed started in New Orleans
rams80 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 St. Louis does have a sizeable jazz heritage though...St. Louis Blues anyone? On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy)
PaperAirplane31 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Colts-GiantsRedskins-CowboysBroncos-PatriotsSeattle-ChicagoI'm starting to find more reasons to not watch the Simpsons.
BigMac12 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 This joke "This game is on opposite the Simpsons, so I say don't watch, it's gonna be terrible." is as old as Abe Simpson Maybe even older...
PaperAirplane31 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 St. Louis does have a sizeable jazz heritage though...St. Louis Blues anyone? Touché, but if the "home" was where the type of music was created, like Detroit and Motown, then it would still be New Orleans.New Orleans Jazz? (Yes I know they moved; but the point remains valid.) I'll just let Wikipedia explain...Jazz is an original American musical art form originating around the start of the 20th century in New Orleans, rooted in African American musical styles blended with Western music technique and theory. Jazz uses blue notes, syncopation, swing, call and response, polyrhythm, and improvisation.
Dilbert Posted September 30, 2006 Author Posted September 30, 2006 "Cincinnati calls spaghetti 'chili' ... and New England calls two men kissing a 'legally binding marriage.' Stick with the chili."That is hillarious. Gotta love Cincinnati style chili though. Signature intentionally left blank
PaperAirplane31 Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 I just realized something..."I still hate that wise-ass Joe Namath with the sideburns that mock our great nation."The Namath-era Jets were around when the Colts were in Baltimore; and his pick says Indianapolis. They missed an opportunity there; not that anyone would have taken it into consideration that it was supposed to make them laugh.Would this be a better idea if the Family Guy writers did this?
NJTank Posted September 30, 2006 Posted September 30, 2006 Well that was on an episode of teh Simpsons the one where Homers mother is found so that was an ok line. www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com
winghaz Posted October 1, 2006 Posted October 1, 2006 "Carolina has a football team? Who the hell authorized that? Probably that bastard Lyndon Johnson. Take the Saints."That sounds exactly like something my dad would have said.
Geoff Posted October 1, 2006 Posted October 1, 2006 "Cincinnati calls spaghetti 'chili' ... and New England calls two men kissing a 'legally binding marriage.' Stick with the chili."That is hillarious. Gotta love Cincinnati style chili though. Yum. I miss it. I found a recipe once and made it, it turned out pretty good. Athletic Director: KTU Blue Grassers Football
PaperAirplane31 Posted October 1, 2006 Posted October 1, 2006 "Hi, I'm Abe Simpson and these are my picks for Week 4. Modern football's for sissies. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of the forward pass, the time out, safety gear of any kind, daylight savings and pants for women."Rugby?
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