DEAD! Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 So, who's worse? The worker burying the jersey, or the fact that they wasted more than five hours plus the cost of additional concrete to unearth the thing? And, unless a jersey could have compromised the structural integrity of the concrete, do the Yankees honestly think they can sue a worker for the cost to prevent a curse?"And on the count of third degree jinxing, what verdict does the Jury find?"Guilty.The defendant is sentenced to an hour of being slapped upside the head with a rolled up Sunday edition of the New York Post for wasting all of our time.I will say that curses can be entertaining to learn about. For example, there is a reason Colonel Sanders is an object of menace in Japanese pop culture.How about forcing him to READ the New York Post? I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 Sir, we the jury, find the defendant guilty of the following charges: tomfoolery, general sports-related mischief, 2nd degree shenanigans, and 1st degree hilarious curse-inspiring innovation. We recommend a sentence of no less than 30 minutes of scolding from a stereotypical matriarch figure, a gentle reprimand with curtailing laughter, and a pat on the back. We ignored the suggested sentence from the plaintiff, citing crabbiness, humbuggery, and lack of a sense of humor and baseball folklore desire. Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted April 14, 2008 Share Posted April 14, 2008 ...2nd degree shenanigans...Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphanic Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 You mean Shenanigans? You're talking about Shenanigans right? "In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed."I tweet & tumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CS85 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!? WOOOOO WEEEE!!! Quote "You are nothing more than a small cancer on this message board. You are not entertaining, you are a complete joke." twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMOSTLfan Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!? WOOOOO WEEEE!!!My favorite line from that movie....well played sir. World Champions: 1926 1931 1934 1942 1944 1946 1964 1967 1982 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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