Bill Paxton Memorial Region
1. Endless Tacos
9. Giant Anthropomorphic Eggplant that s Grenades
There is no end to the tacos. They just keep pounding the anthropomorphic eggplant into submission when his supply of grenades runs out.
5. Sinking Depression of Remembering Robin Williams Killed Himself
There is sinking depression that Robin Williams killed himself, but then there is the sinking depression that Harambe was senselessly murdered. s out.
3. PBJ the Size of Maine
6. Bill Belichick in an Ironclad Warship
Nothing phases Bill Belichick. In fact, a simple Google search reveals that he literally has the same expression on his face for 99% of photos. He'll just grimace and get to work.
2. The Sinking Depression of Living in Trump's America
Need a quick cure for depression? Try fighting/running from Goro. Nothing cures depression quite like Goro.
GD Batman Memorial Region
1. Sacred Moose Leg of Flin Flon, Manitoba
9. Accidental Curly Fry
Nobody ever started a bench-clearing brawl over an accidental curly fry. Long live the Moose.
5. Outback's new 3-Point Bloomin' Onion
13. The TV Guide Channel
The TV Guide Channel has seen it all. From Hot Pants to Bloomin' Onions. Old Faithful has never backed down from a fight.
3. Nostalgia Boner
6. Breakfast for Dinner
I had cereal last night. After 6:00 pm. It was nostalgic.
2. THX sound before movies
10. Tangled Slinky
Missed the THX sound before the latest movie I watched because I was trying to untangle a Slinky. Complicated little devil.
Sentinel Prime Memorial Region
1. Anti-Trump Bald Eagle
9. Ancient Aliens' Robot Osiris
Though defeated in the past election and last year's GTOV, the Eagle remains resiliant and pecks the robot into oblivion.
4. Buffalo Sabres' skate-wearing buffalo
5. Team Israel's WBC Mascot
A skating buffalo or a Jewish guy sitting on a bench. How many skating buffalo have you seen?
3. Russell, MB Goalie Beer Thief
11. Freaky Mr. Rogers Statue
I was intrigued to find out that there is a equally freaky Albert Einstein statue in Washington DC. Don't make your statues out of poop, kids.
2. OG Aaron Burr
10. Tom Brady's Sex Toy
It had a smiley face on it. A FREAKING SMILEY FACE.
Bernie Kosar Knows What it Means to be a Cleveland Brown Region
9. 1974 Winnebago
16. Kellyanne Conway's Next True Statement
The 1974 Winnebago has proudly survived since Kellyanne Conway's LAST true statement.
4. Chimp Biker Gang - Darwin's Disciples
5. Detroit If the Darwin's Disciples were based out of Detroit and not the West Coast, the Motor City might not have the problems it does.
6. Real Life Sharknado
14. Russian Dash Cam
Nobody believed the reports of the real life Sharknado until the Russian Dash Cam footage was released.
10. Righteous Indignation of Keith Olbermann
15. Wonder Sauna Hot Pants
I wonder if KO would be so indignant if he had to wear hot pants...