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Heavy's What if The NFL and USFL had Merged? thread **Part XL: The Dallas Cowboys, America's Favourite LolCows**


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We are now at team 39 of this thread since this will be the last AFC team and there is a team remaining that wore these and won 4 championships back to back but then after a terrible period of no uniforms and linked to Toronto of all things, in reality they reverted to White on Blue on White and thus they were able to take back their looks.

 

In this continunity though, the Red never retired.

BUFFALO BILLS

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Doing to the Red Helmets what current Buffalo does to their White Helmets.... I figured I would try and modernise their classic look and so Red/Blue/Blue became the new home whilst Red/White/White is the new road whilst White/Red/Red becomes the new Alt.

Just like in real life there is a Bills Mafia.

 

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and 10 days later... this thread reaches 40 teams with the team that has fallen from grace the most.

DALLAS COWBOYS

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Man... time to tell a tale that sent this organisation back 25 years and essentially sent a father and son to jail for major tax fraud and sent a coach into the blacklist who then died in prison himself.... the idea of the Hershel Walker trade was that Jimmy Johnson would essentially cut players included order to get compulsary picks and from those picks that Cowboys would draft those that would define their 3 years in the 90's as AMERICA'S TEAM.

However the reverse happened and the practice was considered illegal... well that and Hershel Walker became the Bobby Bonilla of Football, from that debacle came the eventual tax fraud that brought down Jerry Jones and his crooked family.... the multiple violations that the team suffered became of Jimmy Johnson's actions which caused him to be blacklisted from everything football.... even college football.

The team spent 25 years paying off Hershel Walker's massive contract which affected their coffers and in the process have multiple losing seasons which largely affected the NFL's future profits including thanksgiving games which no one wanted to watch a :censored:ty Cowboys team or a :censored:ty Lions team.

They however did win the 1993 Super Bowl against the Bills but lost the 1992 NFC championship game to the Eagles and then stupidly watched Donald Trump's Generals beat them to the NFC championship game and to the big prize of the 1995 win over the Steelers.

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Actually there was one concept I did do but I wasn't sure if it would of worked.

So back to when Oilers moved to Tennessee, there was that poll that included a certain team.

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Wasn't sure if the Copperheads would of been a perfect inclusion to the project but I did it anyway.... the scheme was unique enough.

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