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Meanwhile in the late 90's, early 2000's saw the favorable changes of the Joe Namaths of the Jets and the Giants least offensive uniform of the derp era.... because oh god the Super Bowl winning road uniforms, those god :censored:ing ugly road uniforms are coming.
 

 

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I'm sure everyone knows what's coming next for the Jets... and this will be the last change before the big event happens in 2012.
 

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However I shall now present you all with what I think is a look that ruins a super bowl winning team...

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The look that is associated with the Derp... a look that makes you piss vomit and spew blood.... the god awful road uniforms that won 2 Super Bowls against the Patriots and they should of burnt those when they tossed Eli Manning to the trash bin.

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2012 arrives and the first big change has happened in New York in general.... West Side Stadium is built, James Dolan is behind bars on federal tax evasion charges and the Jets have finally got a stadium of their own after years of sharing other stadiums.

To celebrate this move back into New York from New Jersey... one simple change is needed and it becomes the new norm.

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Does this change in this reality make the Jets competitive or will they still be known as the Butt Fumble? You Decide!

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Time to come to the conclusion of the New York Triad... first up is the up to date look for the Jets.

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The Jets decide to do the smart thing by reinvigorating one of their best looks.... the Sack Exchange and with the new Kelly Green they found, it was a refreshing take on the league itself.... the Gotham Green/Stealth Black Alt is there because corporate wanted something darker to sell ((mostly because they are idiots))

The Jets are done, 2 more to go.

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And finally we move onto the Generals... who are the sole owners of their stadium, Metlife.

After they ponied all the money to build the stadium and saw the Giants literally walk out of their partnership and getting major ridicule over how they walked away from an easy stadium deal... the New Jersey Generals became the sole team of New Jersey, a vision that former owner Donald Trump would one day triumph over the New York Giants.

Anyway the team decided to drop the military esc uniforms after a big major scandal involving sex slavery was uncovered.... so they did a Tampa Bay and reverted to the previous uniforms but this time replaced the royal blue with navy.

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The Generals Alt is a popular uniform set considering its the reverse of the home but the brightness of the red sets off the navy tone and they have been praised with the revision.

 

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For the next bit until I decide which team to do next... is basically we're going back to the one shots and first up is...

CLEVELAND BROWNS

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In this continunity, Art Modell never moved the team to Baltimore because the Stars were already there cutting him off from that plan.... so Modell was reluctant to keep the team in Cleveland, this made him weak in the eyes of a hungry Browns fanbase who felt that he derailed the last few years of a good Browns build.

So Modell decided to become a minority owner and let Al Lerner take over, under his leadership... the Browns would go on to win 2 Super Bowls against the Giants and the 49ers but when his son took over, things started to wane and then in 2012.... Randy Lerner would sell the team to the Haslams.

From 2012 onwards, the franchise became snakebit when it came to the draft.... drafting so many QB busts and when they finally did draft a good player in Baker, they treated him like 💩 the next year and then had the audacity to sign a Sex Offender from the Houston Oilers thinking he would be the #1 QB for your franchise.

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  • heavybass changed the title to Heavy's What if The NFL and USFL had Merged? thread **Part XVIII: The Cleveland Browns

There are three things that are guarantees in life.

1, Solder Field is a dump... I know I've been to Chicago on holiday (UK person)

2, The Haslams are bums, cancerous parasitic bums that can destroy any good thing within the 30-40 years.

3, The Bears are mediocre, no matter which reality they are in.

CHICAGO BEARS

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With that being said, the Bears don't play in all white which is strange... they instead adapted the infamous Madden road look and drove that bit of good news to the ground.

 

Chicago is the place where draft picks, managers and good players go off to die... and when players leave, they would become dynamic players with great moves.

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  • heavybass changed the title to Heavy's What if The NFL and USFL had Merged? thread **Part XIX: The Chicago Bears

Time for another USFL team as we go to the West but inside Bronco territory lies a team with better Black and Gold pedigree than the Steelers.

Instead of the Denver Gold... the team return as the....

COLORADO GOLD

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And so would begin a rivalry that to this day is one of the best in the west... Gold/Broncos.

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  • heavybass changed the title to Heavy's What if The NFL and USFL had Merged? thread **Part XX: The Colorado Gold

We are also going to quickly move into the 2nd update because the Pittsburgh Steelers complained to the NFL about the gold of the Colorado Gold being similar to their own gold bollocks....

 

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In response the Gold discovered their own metallic gold and provided black road pants... this look would become the definition of early 90's AFC.

Problem is though that the Denver Broncos are too popular and the Gold would require a relocation to fully spread their wings.

Now if only there was a location that they could move to.... "looks at a very big hole in San Diego"

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And so realising that the Broncos were too popular in Denver... the Colorado Gold announced that they were going to relocate and so the organisation did so, in 1996 the Gold moved to San Diego... but instead of the San Diego Gold which wouldn't of made too much sense and all, the organisation decided to rebrand themselves fitting of the spanish history of the area and of the blood of Aztecs running through...

And so in the AFC West there was now...

THE SAN DIEGO JAGUARS
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  • heavybass changed the title to Heavy's What if The NFL and USFL had Merged? thread **Part XX: The Colorado Gold/San Diego Jaguars

The Jaguars continue to thrive in San Diego, pissing off Broncos and Chargers with their good runs.... even though the Broncos had their back to back Super Bowls, the Jags were always in the playoff business alongside them... well until the early 2000's.

However 2002 saw a few minor changes to a good uniform set.

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The first big change was the debut of the new Teal... second was the new teal road pants and finally saw black pants being used as alternate wear for Home and Road.

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