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BJ Sands

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I can't believe it's taken 40 years, but we finally have a match-up between two coaches with 'staches. Why? Is having a 'stache a hindrance to coaching? Does it take away from the respect factor?

Which 'stache is better? I think I like Holmgren's, although Cowher's is one of his trademarks.

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From the pictures you got, it's more of Cowher's gargantuan chin vs. the puffy double chin of Homlgren. :P

The pics are both kinda funny. I know that everyone on this board knows what they look like...

It looks like Cowher is about to spit.

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Tough, tough call here. Homlgren is the spitting image of Craig "The Walrus" Stadler of the PGA...Cowher is just a spitting image. I guess you gotta go with a tie here...

StoneRaizer - the coach before Cowher was the late Chuck Knoll. 4 Superbowls and HOF...coach from the late-60s through the early 90s.

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I can't believe it's taken 40 years, but we finally have a match-up between two coaches with 'staches. Why? Is having a 'stache a hindrance to coaching? Does it take away from the respect factor?

Which 'stache is better? I think I like Holmgren's, although Cowher's is one of his trademarks.

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The answers to your questions are as follows...

1. Why hasn't it happened sooner? Because most NFL coaches know that there's no such thing as a cool "stache."

2. Is is a hinderance to coaching? Probably not but it should be.

3. Does it take away from the respect factor? Not if you don't mind looking like a cheesy porn star. We know how much respect they get.

4. Which one is better? That's like asking what tastes better, Drano or Gasoline? The answer you're looking for is neither.

No offense intended to the "stache" wearing members of CCSLC. (but feel free to mix in a razor.) :D

 

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Cowher looks like a drill sergeant in that pic. He's become such a part of that team that I can't remember the last guy that's coached the Steelers before him.

I hope you're kidding. Prior to Cowher, Chuck Noll was the head coach. The Steelers have only had two head coaches in the past 37 years.

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Somewhere in an office in Pittsburgh, Dave Wannstedt strokes his mustache and thinks of what could've been... :cry:

Not everyone can pull off the 'stache. Even fewer should. I grow facial hair like it's my job, but if I go with the 'stache by itself, I look deplorable. Like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy's creepy pedophile redheaded brother. I scare myself if I catch a peek in the mirror.

"Start spreading the news... They're leavin' today... Won't get to be a part of it... In old New York..."

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In order for the Mets' run of 12 losses in 17 games to mean something, the Phillies still had to win 13 of 17.

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Somewhere in an office in Pittsburgh, Dave Wannstedt strokes his mustache and thinks of what could've been... :cry:

Not everyone can pull off the 'stache. Even fewer should. I grow facial hair like it's my job, but if I go with the 'stache by itself, I look deplorable. Like the Brawny Paper Towel Guy's creepy pedophile redheaded brother. I scare myself if I catch a peek in the mirror.

One night, after not shaving for about ten days, I shaved but kept the stache. I woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, having forgotten I kept the stache. I swear to God, I was afraid I was going to molest myself.

I looked that creepy.

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1. Why hasn't it happened sooner? Because most NFL coaches know that there's no such thing as a cool "stache."

Tell that to Jake Plummer.

This is cool.

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That pic can't be the only one you found of Plummer wearing a 'stache.

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