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Albert Belle Arrested For Stalking


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Everone should have a DUI mugshot taken, so they can be photographed at their worst.

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yay, mugshots!!!

albert looks terrible.

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From SNL's "Il Returno De Hercules"

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Helena: Hercules will defeat you. He is the greatest hero of Greece.

King Laetes: I must see this warrior. Bring Hercules to me!

Guard: Bring in Hercules!

[ Hercules is brought in. He is weak and flabby ]

King Laetes: So, Hercules, once again, we meet and.... By the gods! Look at you! You really have let yourself go!

Hercules: Is it that noticeable, Laetes?

King Laetes: Is it that noticeable?! I hardly recognized you! I don't mean to be cruel, but you have really gone downhill!

Hercules: I have not exercised much since the last Olympics. And I've learned, to my sorrow, that if you stop exercising and keep indluging in rich food and wine, the muscle turns to fat.

King Laetes: Do you see that boulder over there? I want you to lift it!

Hercules: That boulder is too large. I could life a smaller one.

King Laetes: [ mocking ] So... The Mighty Hercules! What a disappointment!

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King Laetes: [ mocking ] So... The Mighty Hercules! What a disappointment!

"The Mighty Hercules!"

"Stop calling me that." (Great skit BTW.)

I hate to admit this, but given his propensity for volatile behavior and numerous discplinary problems during his career, I can't say this shocks me. What shocks me is that he's led such a relatively inconspicuous life for the past few years before this.

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yay, mugshots!!!

albert looks terrible.

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Have you seen my career? Where did it Go?!

The same place his hip went :lol:

Gee, didn't see THIS coming or anything....Albert "Dont Call Me Joey" Belle was always quite the upstanding citizen :upside:

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i just dont get it. he was always so warm and fuzzy..especially to trick or treaters and reporters.

he's just misunderstood. right, that's it.

here's my favorite part:

"You didn't write a story about my Hall of Fame induction," said Belle, referring to joining the Louisiana Sports Hall of Fame last year. "You guys never report the good stuff that I do."

um............what good stuff exactly?

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King Laetes: [ mocking ] So... The Mighty Hercules! What a disappointment!

"The Mighty Hercules!"

"Stop calling me that." (Great skit BTW.)

I hate to admit this, but given his propensity for volatile behavior and numerous discplinary problems during his career, I can't say this shocks me. What shocks me is that he's led such a relatively inconspicuous life for the past few years before this.

Here you go, enjoy.

http://www.screenhead.com/funny/short-vide...ules-151431.php

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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