Dilbert Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 From Our Sports Central Syracuse, NY (February 20, 2007) - In an effort to provide tranquility for troubled pop star Britney Spears' turbulent lifestyle the Syracuse Crunch of the American Hockey League have invited the newly separated icon to spend an all expense paid trip in snow-buried Syracuse, NY.In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.In a show of support the Crunch is offering any woman that comes to the War Memorial Box Office with a shaved head a free ticket to the club's February 24 game against the Manitoba Moose."The team and community want to provide Britney Spears with a stress free environment and the chance to experience a high level of hockey," said Crunch President and CEO Howard Dolgon. "In addition to being 3,000 miles away from Hollywood, Syracuse is light years away from that pretentious environment. There won't be paparazzi within a 100 miles."The Crunch's offer of an all expense paid trip will begin with their game on the 24th. Also if Spears accepts the Crunch's invitation each member of the club's front office staff will shave their heads.The Crunch travel to Grand Rapids, Wednesday, February 21 for a 7:00 p.m. game. On Saturday, February 24, Syracuse hosts Manitoba at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are available by calling the crunch office at (315) 473-4444, stopping by the Oncenter box office located on the state street side of the War Memorial or by calling TicketMaster at (315) 472-0700. Signature intentionally left blank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I guess she's the person for the promotion. Heck, she even looks like the mascot now.... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 "The team and community want to provide Britney Spears with a stress free environment and the chance to experience a high level of hockey," said Crunch President and CEO Howard Dolgon. She won't find that in Syracuse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrdevil Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.You know if someone wasn't following the Britney news they might get a different impression by that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_YouKnowWhatThatMeans Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.You know if someone wasn't following the Britney news they might get a different impression by that sentence.Oh, that MUST have been intentional. It's too perfect not to have been. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 In recent weeks Spears has been the subject of negative publicity surrounding late-night partying, a very short stint in rehab and being photographed without wearing any underwear and a new shaved look.You know if someone wasn't following the Britney news they might get a different impression by that sentence.But that photo was bald, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waffles Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Coming to Syracuse is quite possibly the only thing that could make Britney Spears' life worse at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Well, what else can go wrong here? I mean, think about it...Plus, last place I want to be is Syracuse (Or anywhere in upstate New York for that matter. I don't want to see anymore snow, dammit!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baseballking99 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I know Howard Dolgon the owner of the crunch. He lives in East Meadow. I'm friends with his sons. His house has all kinds of memorabilia from the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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