specialk Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Let's hear your favourite quotes from movies like happy gilmore, billy madison, big daddy, mr. deeds and don't be afraid to throw in some dumb and dumber quotes.Fat Kid: Miss Vaughn! Someone ate all our bag lunchesMiss Vaughn: What kinda person would eat 30 bag-a-lunchesOld Lady: I'll tell you who ate those lunches, it was that damn sasquatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Thats Some High Quality H20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 "Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth. Stop looking at me, swan!""He's gonna sh** when he realizes it's sh**." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 **to his old girlfriend who worked at Hooters, after bumping into her at the store**Hey look, he wears the same size shirt you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc49erfan15 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 "That's a plopload of piss." -Big Daddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 I ate lunch at Billy Madison's house everyday for four years... I even had a one-on-one meeting with Mr. Sandler on the set of Billy Madison back on July 15, 1994.Just thought I'd say that, cause it was awesome  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMS1122 Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 "The Price is WRONG B*TCH!" -Happy Gilmorethis one isnt exactly Adam Sandler, but from The Waterboy.."thanks Bobby, that brings us to our next point: dont smoke crack. (kids all nod head simultaniously)" - Lawerence Taylor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Not exactly Adam Sandler but from the WaterBoy.As Bobby rides off on his Lawn mower, a guy shouts"You can do it, You can do it all night long" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 Why would anyone watch more then one Adam Sandler Movie he acts the same in them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted January 19, 2004 Share Posted January 19, 2004 From Billy Madison"So hot want to touch the hiney""Hey Everybody its cool to pee your pants" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Why would anyone watch more then one Adam Sandler Movie he acts the same in them all.Yeah, they're all hilarious... that's why  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epper Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Shooter: Stay out of my way! listen to what i say, or you'll payHappy: why dont i just go eat some hay? we can lay by the bay and make stuff outta clay, whatd'ya say?Chubbs: Thanks for dressing upHappy: If i saw myself in clothes like that, i'd have to kick my own @$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted January 20, 2004 Author Share Posted January 20, 2004 good call on the they're all hilarious, it's so true, and that's awesome how you met ADAM SANDLER, he's hilarious, my favourite of his movies is definitely billy madison.Sandler: That snack pack looks good.Little kids nods his headSandler: Do you wanna trade me for my bananaLittle kid shakes his head noSandler: You know how badly i can beat you right?Little kids nods his headNot really sandler but from happy gilmore:Excuse me, mr mcgavin, do you think you can reach the green from here in 2 shots?Mcgavin: That's impossibleOgre lookin guy: I beg to differ, mr gilmore did that less then two hours agoMcgavin: well good for happy gilmo..my..g*d! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Yeah, they're all hilarious... that's why If you watch them, and compare them, you will see that they are not funny, The Only thing funny about any of his movies are the other people. Or the parts he's not a part of. Â The things he does is just dumb. Â Like in that Movie Airheads, when he's outside the raido station and he sees that cop, and he starts walking dumb. Many people thought that was so funny. HOW? HOW is that funny? Then theres Happy Gilmore. The only funny people in that movie was Ben Stiller, and that BIG Ugly dude that said " I think thats Mr. Gilmores Jacket." Â Then Little Nicky, Come on people the dudes Voice was just stupid. Hmm just like his movie before hand WaterBoy. Same Fool, Same fool making a dumb voice. Â GOD His Movies are the SAME. Â Now I can see you'r post for someone who hates him why does you watch his movies. So There I said for you all. Well I'll tell you Why, because they are on T.V. all the time, and what a better way to watch them and find more things about the movie to compare them to each other. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Yeah, they're all hilarious... that's why If you watch them, and compare them, you will see that they are not funny, The Only thing funny about any of his movies are the other people. Or the parts he's not a part of. The things he does is just dumb. Like in that Movie Airheads, when he's outside the raido station and he sees that cop, and he starts walking dumb. Many people thought that was so funny. HOW? HOW is that funny? Then theres Happy Gilmore. The only funny people in that movie was Ben Stiller, and that BIG Ugly dude that said " I think thats Mr. Gilmores Jacket." Then Little Nicky, Come on people the dudes Voice was just stupid. Hmm just like his movie before hand WaterBoy. Same Fool, Same fool making a dumb voice. GOD His Movies are the SAME. Now I can see you'r post for someone who hates him why does you watch his movies. So There I said for you all. Well I'll tell you Why, because they are on T.V. all the time, and what a better way to watch them and find more things about the movie to compare them to each other. :angry:Well, in the words of Adam Sandler:ha ha ha ha ha ha...SHUT UP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGoose Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 see thats what I'm talking about, people say something he Said and they think it's funny. Â IT's not PEOPLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 It's funny to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CC97 Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Yeah really, why did you feel the need to hijack a thread where we give adam sandler quotes so you could trash on him?Did you do this just to piss us off?I don't care that you hate his movies, or think he's unfunny, that's your opinion, but to come into this thread saying crap like that is looking for trouble.Grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCScout76 Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Happy Gilmore: "don't touch my puck, don't you ever touch my puck" as he's draped on the ice beating the H*LL out of some poor schmuck. Later: (coaches watching from above),"not a real strong skater is he!?", "but man what a powershot."-about that time the puck hits the glass, shattering it!Waterboy: Coach (Henry Winkler) says to Bobby Bouche, "hey Bobby,Gatorade is better", Bobby with a surprised looked on his face, then the Coach says, "just kidding, USE it on the field" , then hears chants from the Iowa Hawkeyes saying "Water sucks, it really, really sucks". :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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