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  1. Red Wolf
    I actually attended the national championship game that year. I remember being fascinated by the idea of seeing West Virginia vs. Missouri. Instead, both lost and we got Ohio State vs. LSU. Granted, maybe my trip was more fun because the title game was in New Orleans that year and involved LSU, but seeing two schools who were historically almost good enough get a shot would have been really cool.
  2. Red Wolf
    The only way to know for sure is to get the entire NFC to conspire to let Washington win the conference and see if they magically beat the Pats.
  3. Red Wolf
    Cowboys would have won. Whatever deal with the devil the Patriots made came with a clause that said that they couldn't beat anybody from the NFC East in the Super Bowl. There's no other explanation for losing to Eli Manning twice and making Nick Foles look like Joe Montana.
  4. Red Wolf
    My numbers capped the population too high for Hillbilly Vegas to be considered. There's just too much data to sift through if you drop below a certain population. I'm actually training an AI to eventually evaluate smaller cities and make decisions on what to do with them and how best to deal with humanity in general. We're currently calling it Skynet, but that's just a working name.
  5. Red Wolf
    The science is a bit flawed in that it's exclusively based on places I've been. Don't tell the other scientists though.
  6. Red Wolf
    Despite being the worst city, it has baseball's self-proclaimed best fans.
  7. Red Wolf
    We've actually run experiments and found that Las Vegas is the second worst city in America.
  8. Red Wolf
    Houston Heat in honor of Harlem Heat who were actually from Houston. Atlanta Nitro because of obvious reasons. UAB can get in line. Vince stole my idea of naming a Seattle team the Dragons and there's a post or two somewhere on this sight to prove it.
  9. Red Wolf
    Mod edit is the star of this thread. Also, Qatar can suck it.
  10. Red Wolf
    How do I go about suing these hacks for clearly stealing my Seattle Dragons idea?
  11. Red Wolf
    "We're thinking of having you do three games with the Heartbreakers, trading wins." "That doesn't work for me, brother."
  12. Red Wolf
    Well hell, I guess I'll be a Dallas fan then.
  13. Red Wolf
    Texas Rattlesnakes would resonate with more people than St. Louis Vipers, just sayin.
  14. Red Wolf
    Probably not actually important enough, but I could see somebody taking inspiration from that. Similarly, I've been joking for a while that Seattle will be the Dragons after famous wrestler Daniel Bryan's indie nickname of the American Dragon. WWE had a pro-LBTQ+ thing recently that co-opted the Warrior gimmick. On the one hand it feels kind of insulting to use somebody who had such heinous views, but it's also kind of fun that somebody like that had their trademark image used for something they would have hated so much. With WWE I assume it was an embarrassing case of misguided pandering, but hopefully it was expert trolling.
  15. Red Wolf
    I'm more annoyed by a team not using an obvious geographic identifier. Sure, a team called Golden State or New England covers a large geographic area, but you have a better idea where they're at than Sky Blue or Reign FC. Same goes for pro teams using (North) Carolina, because then you don't know if you're talking about Charlotte or Raleigh. It would be one thing if it were a Minneapolis-St, Paul situation, but the North Carolina cities are pretty much on opposite ends of the state.
  16. Red Wolf
    "Bro, hear me out. If the Angels want to take Major League Baseball to the next level ya need a swerve. Personally, bro, I'd have the Angels turn on Anaheim and Los Angeles, bro. They'd never even see it comin'. Ya move east and become the Inland Empire Angels, swerve everybody and just staht prinin' money, bro. We'd be off to da races, bro."
  17. Red Wolf
    But... he did say "bro." It was literally first thing he wrote. I will grant that it can't be Russo because he didn't say "bro" enough times.
  18. Red Wolf
    I'm sorry, but if anybody that can shed light on the intricacies of Southern California geography, it's a basketball player from Northeastern Ohio. Please take your sarcasm elsewhere.
  19. Red Wolf
    I joked that Seattle would go with Dragons as a reference to famous professional wrestler Daniel Bryan's indie nickname American Dragon forever ago. Make it so!
  20. Red Wolf
    It's so ridiculous that it's almost like it's some sort of negotiating gambit where they don't actually expect to get two stadiums.
  21. Red Wolf
    If the Cleveland Jaguars is all you can get, it's what you'll root for. Baltimore loved the Colts so much they named their CFL team after them and pretended to care about CFL, yet they still love the Ravens.
  22. Red Wolf
    I could maybe buy into it if they hadn't played in multiple cities as the A's prior to Oakland. Even then, I prefer teams keep their nicknames when they move. I'm reclaiming the OMG initialism for the betterment of humanity.
  23. Red Wolf
    We already lost the Houston Oilers' uniforms. I will riot all by myself on the streets of Little Rock, Arkansas if we lose the Athletics' uniforms.
  24. Red Wolf
    Hell, they've begged for at least Sun Belt membership. Granted I'd love to have them for basketball, but it seems unlikely, even if something wacky happens with Little Rock or Arlington.
  25. Red Wolf
    It's a nice idea, but authoritarians tend to be better at paying the right people to do the wrong thing.
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