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Well, Carson Wentz will have interested teams this offseason. BBTV was right yet again.

The Eagles today:

The MetLife turf is utterly cursed from either neglect or poor production. If it’s not entirely overhauled in the off-season, teams should refuse to play on it.

16 hours ago, Cujo said:

We're a Jacksonville win away from SNF being Bills win and get the #2 -or- lose and go home.

And the Jags go down! Buffalo now has far less stress going into tonight.

49 minutes ago, the admiral said:

 Trevor "www.menwholooklikeoldlesbians.com" Lawrence 

I remember that site!
 

I was going to compare the horse-faced Lawrence to several old internet horses, but all of those stories involved either creeps or mushroom-fueled surrealism. So, here’s a summation of the Titans from Downing’s DUI to now:
 

It seems the football gods exchanged the Browns and Lions for the Panthers and Bears in the "perma-bad teams" bin.

19 minutes ago, Cujo said:

 

Side note: Bills and Falcons could both upgrade if they went back to red full-time

The Bills look best with a white helmet and blue facemask.

The Falcons should wear red helmets full-time and retire the black ones for ‘90s alternates.

10 hours ago, HOOVER said:

That middle helmet is sex.

Yes, if that sex was in the hilariously bad Bathman Dal Pianeta Eros.

Just now, BBTV said:

LOL @ Carson Wentz getting a start this weekend.  He'll do just enough to convince some team to give him a chance next year.

 

My money is on the Vikings.  Might as well Photoshop the Ginger Jesus into purple now.

The Niners seem to be resting anybody worthwhile for next week (“scheduled loss” in football terms), so it wouldn’t surprise me for Wentz to have a passable garbage time game.

That reminds me, 

Not many chances I get to post this clip.

Pittsburgh vs. Baltimore

Houston vs. Indianapolis

Tampa Bay vs. Carolina

Atlanta vs. New Orleans

NY Jets vs. New England

Cleveland vs. Cincinnati

Jacksonville vs. Tennessee

Minnesota vs. Detroit

Philadelphia vs. NY Giants 

Dallas vs. Washington 

Seattle vs. Arizona

LA Rams vs. San Francisco

Chicago vs. Green Bay

Kansas City vs. LA Chargers

Denver vs. Las Vegas

Buffalo vs. Miami

34 minutes ago, FiddySicks said:

I think @RichardWitham has an authentic SF Redwoods jersey

Not too bad a look!

8 minutes ago, BBTV said:

 

That's usually the case.  Are you new here?

What gave away the “fraudiness” all the way back in week one?

5 minutes ago, BBTV said:

Going for 2 was absolutely the right call. They had momentum, they’re on the road. Dallas was reeling and tired, and he didn’t want them to potentially start OT with the ball.  I would imagine analytics show that going for 2 is the right play. Even if they don’t, it is. 
 

But after the penalty, maybe reassess. I still admire him, but it’s certainly questionable. 

Well, that does make sense. I just tend towards hyper-cautious attitudes in situations like this, even though it's probably the wrong call (see any number of overtime losses by the team that came back to win a game).

4 minutes ago, BBTV said:

Oh my gods this game. Detroit loses because a guy doesn’t report as eligible? 

That feels way more Vikings than Lions in terms of bizarre ways to lose a game.

Why not go for the XP and try your luck in overtime?

23 minutes ago, the admiral said:

URLOCKER

Oh god, how could I forget?!?

Urlacher jerseys attract the most pudding-brained people in the fandom.
 

For the Niners, I don’t know what jersey the morons pick up - the 2010’s black one, maybe?  

4 hours ago, the admiral said:

 

…an orange Bears jersey seems to pop up at tailgates on the dumbest people you'll ever meet.

Which players though? I’d think a Cutler or Grossman jersey in orange would produce extra numbskullery.

5 hours ago, the admiral said:

And hanging every shortcoming of Fields on bad coaching, bad protection, bad receivers, and good opposing defenses means that they, albeit in a different way, are also just basing their entire assessment on vibes. 

Putting any faith in Justin Fields on the field is like putting faith in a YouTube person to make a good apology video. It just won’t happen and time will make it look worse.

”All aboard!!! The Justin Fields train, riding down the tracks to the disappointment station…”

NY Jets vs. Cleveland

Detroit vs. Dallas

Tennessee vs. Houston

Atlanta vs. Chicago

Miami vs. Baltimore

New Orleans vs. Tampa Bay

New England vs. Buffalo

Arizona vs. Philadelphia

Carolina vs. Jacksonville

Las Vegas vs. Indianapolis

LA Rams vs. NY Giants

San Francisco vs. Washington

Pittsburgh vs. Seattle

Cincinnati vs. Kansas City

LA Chargers vs. Denver

Green Bay vs. Minnesota

I mean, I’m all for being cautious with Purdy. He’s good, but I wouldn’t call him MVP good. If you put him on another team, you’re looking at a sixth-seed team. The AFC North in particular is a weak spot for him this year.

My point about the AFC is more than I don’t think the NFC contenders can really hold up against what the AFC North (sans Steelers) and the AFCW/S/E winners have to offer.

7 minutes ago, BBTV said:

 

I think I'm on Team Baker now, as long as they bring back those commercials where he lives in the stadium.

Well, the RayJay seems like a decent living space. You’ve got a big pirate ship with which to mess around! The closest I’ll get is finally building the Lego pirate ship in my “I have no display space” backlog.

Indeed, this is the AFC’s Super Bowl to lose.

The Niners, when facing a well-coached defense, look like the raffle car from Father Ted. Either one.

Micromanaged to death or crushed between two trucks after a drunken priest took it for a joyride.

2 hours ago, Sykotyk said:

I'm still disheartened to see that Sacramento, now, will probably never be in MLS. 

Ask @FiddySicks why it’s probably for the best why that won’t happen.

36 minutes ago, Lights Out said:

 

I think the sport absolutely needs a salary floor so we don't have a bunch of "start-and-park" teams like the Marlins every year. But the big-market spending is becoming so out of control that unless there's also a hard salary cap, I don't see how it doesn't eventually end in disaster for the sport.

Get prepared for another big work stoppage once the next CBA negotiations start.