Red Comet

Saw that. Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein! I swear, if they walk out in a black or yellow alt uniform, I am going to hurl at the sight of it. Kansas City Star released a bunch of fan concepts of an alt helmet. All of them look like sheiße.

I gotta say, I love Josh Allen’s sense of humor here. Talented and funny? Buffalo has a real winner.

They’ll talk about whatever their boss demands they talk about. If the ratings show some interest in this league that’s basically “True XFL hasn’t been tried”, then that’s what ESPN will talk about.

Punishment is meted out based on talent and fan interest. Simple as.

Whit Merrifield gets vaccinated for a contender like he said he would. Stupid thing to say, but I honestly don’t blame his lack of a belief in the Royals. After all, they seem to be committed to winning as much as the Reds, A’s and Nationals are.

Do they still have those hotel suites that can be seen from the stadium? If they do, they should call it the base rounding suite.

Seems like the lady with a hairline that’s receded more than my Dad’s is doing as good of a job as she can to try and keep the team but the increasing crime around Soldier Field really is not helping. Businesses and fans have been complaining more than usual lately but that’s just how things roll, I guess. That and not many teams are going to pass up a new stadium if the opportunity arises. Okay, real talk, Lori Lightfoot looks she grew up in Innsmouth.

Yeah, I think the Blast was an unfortunate accident, not some plot to terrorize African-Americans.

Yeah, but I’d say the Birmingham Blast being seen as potentially being a reference to a racist terrorist attack in the city it happened should’ve been brought up ASAP. I know that we’ve had teams like the Atlanta Flames and the New York Jets but that kinda went too far. As far as the Maniax? If they didn’t get rid of the Hitmen or Enforcers mascot, I don’t think they’d get rid of that.

Apparently it was offensive to the mentally ill. As someone who is, I’m offended that people think a headshot of a cartoon lunatic would send me into a frothing rage. Or that fans in straitjackets is somehow offensive to me. I’m crazy, not thin skinned.

Everything Nike touches turns to :censored:. For the fans anyway. For the owners, Nike is a godsend.

I think Cujo meant Zoomers? Millennials (like me) are now the biggest generation that’s buying houses currently. Hardly the youth market anymore.

“We are the law around here” Sounds like the Las Vegas Outlaws are back? My guess anyway.

Probably because the alt helmet looks awful compared to the throwback helmet. As far as Ass or Class with the designs, I’ll start with class first: Class: Bengals, Patriots throwback, Falcons throwback, Cowboys throwback Ass: Starting with the Filthy Commies murdering everything aesthetically pleasing and everyone else

The McClownskeys

My apologies for not being precise. Okay, damn near half the league has an alternate helmet now and I only expect that number to grow. Better?

It’s one thing if a few teams have alternate helmets. It’s quite another when half the league does. I wanted an end to the one helmet rule, but I didn’t think that it would involve a monkey’s paw curling. That’ll teach me to hope for better things. I’m just wondering how long before the Chiefs break out an all-yellow Color Rush look plus yellow helmet. I’ll call it the Planet Piss look.

Wait, you normally don’t?

Orange Helmet Bad Black Helmet Bad Too. Cardinals really want to look like the Falcons, don’t they?

Wouldn’t be the first time a :censored:hole stadium from the NFC East had issues during the Army-Navy Game.

Sources that would wish to remain anonymous which basically translates to below

Better than slamming your penis in the car door, I suppose.

Basically, what we’re worried about is that the NFL is going to go for the braindead TikTok/“that was fire” demographic without any consideration for their current fans. I get that you need to expand markets to grow the sport and what not, but how the hell can you build an identifiable brand when that brand radically changes week to week? What is the plan beyond that short term burst of endorphins from selling new merchandise? Why are we appealing to people who say fire as much as Beavis and are about as smart?

They’re going to go full NBA soon aren’t they? So much for a relatively consistent identity.

I miss the 90s and early 2000s, but not that much.