Red Comet

In less controversial news, the Commanders should be renamed the Stealers apparently. Headline really buries the lede because it’s alleged Dan Snyder withheld ticket revenue from visiting teams and ripped off fans. Here is the official document with the allegations

Yeah. IIRC, the division between 1-A (FBS) and 1-AA (FCS) wasn’t formalized until the late 70s. So this would actually be the first time Notre Dame plays against a 1-AA/FCS opponent.

FTFY.

Now I wonder if Deshaun Watson will try to get a massage on that pool table.

Glad it’s April Fool’s Day otherwise it would even more like the 49ers logo.

They got Al Capone on tax evasion. The :Redacted:/Football Team/Commmanders/Whatever they’ll be in 5 years when they want to move as far the hell away from the Snyder era ASAP front office circa whenever this news broke:

Another lost season for the Lions. Having Hard Knocks following them around is the icing on the cake.

Operation GTF Away From Aaron Rodgers has resulted in another defection. Chiefs sign Marquez Valdes-Green to a 3 year deal.

He still has Kelce and Smith-Schuster. And if he’s desperate, Clyde Edwards-Helaire and Mecole Hardman. Also, Mahomes is plenty talented enough on his own to buoy up otherwise unremarkable receivers.

Tyreek Hill wanted $30,000,000 a year and the Chiefs cap space was slightly under $10,000,000 before this move. They could’ve backloaded the contract but it would’ve caused even bigger issues down the line. In light of this, when the choice is 5 draft picks versus screwing the cap situation even more long-term, the decision is obvious. In short, it’s a stupid on-field decision and a brilliant off-field decision.

Part of me thinks this is the absolute dumbest decision Brett Veach can make. And then another part says that long-term this could be the right call depending on how they draft. I really want to know why they couldn’t reach an agreement with Hill. Oh well, good luck to him in Miami.

So Cleveland did pick Deshaun Watson (misspelled his name earlier). Funny they said Baker wasn’t mature enough. And I was thinking maybe Andy Reid would want another reclamation project with immense talent and questionable character/criminal record. Speaking of, JuJu Smith-Schuster is a Chief. And the AFC West just got even more loaded.

So yeah, the AFC West is probably going to be the first division to have all its teams make the postseason.

It was temporary but the Cleveland Clowns are back.

So the Browns want a more mature quarterback than Baker Mayfield. Understandable. So they then meet with DeShawn Watson. Huh

That would require people who want to own an arena football team for a reason other than LARPing as an owner of a football team.

Kevin Harlan really needs to be on the lead broadcasting team. It’s been 25 years overdue IMO and at the very least, he’d make a good stopgap as Fox tries to cultivate the next generation of talent.

Alright, works for me. I do want to clarify one thing. I don’t mean bitcoin replacing the dollar but more like the dollar having some sort of Federal-backed blockchain to go along with cash still being a thing. If you’re still good for that, then I’m down.

And if we’re still here on March 11, 2032 and you’re right, tell me what you want for it. I’m game for this.

A Pyrrhic victory for him and his reputation is still in tatters. It doesn’t matter if he gets Mahomes or Rodgers money, he’s going to be broke from the civil suits.

Remember when NBC had the best broadcasts for the NBA when they just shut up and let the crowd speak for itself? I want to go back to that.

NFTs yes, crypto the actual tech itself no. Blockchain technology has way too many uses for people to just put it aside. I predict, if anything, that our current currency will wind up as a state-backed crypto along with legal tender within the decade.

Aside from all the other issues with NFTs, where is the demand for NFTs with players that couldn’t even make it on a practice squad?

See: The Orlando Apollos and Steve Spurrier.

Judging by Jerrah, I feel there is only one proper way to judge paternity: