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Mora as the Colt's coach:

"That was a disgraceful performance, in my opinion,"

"We threw that game. We gave it away by doing that. We gave them the friggin' game.

"In my opinion, that sucked. You can't turn the ball over five times like that. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that. Unbelievable. Five turnovers. . . . It's absolutely pitiful. If our defense hadn't played halfway decent against a great offensive football team, they might've scored 60."

or the best of all time Mora-isms as Saint's coach:

"That second half, we couldn't run, we couldn't pass, we STUNK.

We didn't try to run the ball.

Everytime they got the ball they went down and got points.

The players did a lousy job, the coaches did a lousy job we stunk.

We couldn't do DIDDLY-POO."

more here: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/scor.../05/interviews/

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Reporter: (to 1976 Buccaneers coach John McKay)

"Coach, what do you think of your team's execution?"

McKay:

"Well, I'm all for it."

Priceless.

ahhhh i gotta love that........... :woot: how i would have loved to be in southwest flordia in the creamsicle days :love:

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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Jim Colletto, Purdue football coach and former assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers: "He said: 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.

words cant describe that awesomeness. just this :notworthy:

another thing, i can see why that fla st coach isnt there anymore

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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My fav Mora quote was somethign to the extent of...

We can't win on the road, we cant win at home. We need somewhere else to play.

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