TruColor Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 I've been back from Maui since Sunday, but I'm just now catching up...many of you know of my love for MST3K...I just thought I'd share the lyrics that Joel, Tom Servo and Crow made up for the "Jet Jaguar" song from Godzilla vs. Megalon:HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEELEATS SUSHI FROM A PAILJET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR !HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIMHE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITYHE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCKKNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK !WHO'S THERE ?HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSONDON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAYYAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE. MR. CUSTOMS MANBrings a tear to your eye, don't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlim Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 It sounds oddly enough like a Tom Jones song translated back and forth into Japanese. (Think Thunderball) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastcoasthusky Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 me and my friend enjoyed this lyric from mst3kLET'S BE FRANK ABOUT FRANK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 This is from an A-ha song:MAYBE IT WAS OVER WHEN YOU CHUCKED ME OUT THE ROVER AT FULL SPEED.--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrookedThumb Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 That is one of the funniest things I have seen in my life. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskishmorskish Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Hi all: Glad to see that there are other MSTies on the board! MST3K is one reason why I often call myself a "mew-tant" (as opposed to "hue-MAN"). The MST3K song I can't get out of my head is: "Come on and buy some crap from ussssssss...you know that you want tooooooo..." Also "Danger to Ourselves and Others" ("How dumb are you, Uncle Dad?") and Tom Servo's Song to Stock Footage ("Da da dada da da EAT IT MOVIE!")Now here's an unrelated logo question. When's the deadline for NFL teams to declare that they want to change their logos/uniforms for next year? I want my Panthers to tweak their duds, but I'm afraid I waited to long to organize my grassroots campaign. ( I wouldn't change the logo, just edit it a little; also I'd fix the helmet stripes, the pants stripes, and the shoulder stripes on the jersey. And Carolina Blue would be the main jersey color.)Best,em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronChefShark Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 one of my favorite song lyrics is from a mettalica song as it reminds me of when the Sharks play a certain division rival:when it all crashes down, and you break your crownyou point your finger but theres no one aroundjust one more thing, to play the kingwhen your castle's crumbled and youre left with just a name...WHERES YOUR CROWN, KING NOTHING!! US state flag concepts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frylock Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 As far as MST3k songs are concerned, there are two that stick out for me: "Sidehackin'" and the jingle the mads created for their action figure, Johnny Longtorso.A sample from "Sidehackin'"...Sidehackin' is one big bashThe favorite sport of cheap white trashWhen you're on your Sidehack make sure you don't slipYou'll end up with five metal pins in your hipLean way back till you'll scrape your buttMake it look like a quarter pound of ground chuck - yeah!And the jingle...Johnny Longtorso! Johnny Longtorso!The man who comes in pieces!Great outtakes on their "Poopie!" tape of TV's Frank cracking up uncontrollably during this song. Now, as for "serious" songs, there are too many for me to reference. While there's plenty of mainstream stuff I love, there's a local band that I've just gotten into that writes some cool music. Of course, I fancy myself to be a decent lyricist and musician, as well... :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskishmorskish Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Hi all. The Sidehackers song contains one of my favorite MST3K quotes: "The stupid ones always seem to come in first." And Sidehackers contains my sweetie's favorite MST quotes (even though she is sooooo not a fan): "This ... grass ... is ... DRUGGED!" and "Your ... lips ... are ,,, DRUGGED!" I thought I had converted her with that episode, but alas, it was just a Saturday night thing.Best,em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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