NJTank Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder was either joking around or giving Miss Teen South Carolina a run for her money.Crowder told the Palm Beach Post that he finally learned this week that Londoners speak English. That information may come in handy if he has to ask the flight attendants where his plane is going."I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," Crowder told the paper. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London."Story www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Although he did go to Florida, I assumed he was just joking around....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolegboy Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Although he did go to Florida, I assumed he was just joking around.......Unfortunately, he was not. But at least he is a millionaire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolegboy Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 What a dummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 i believe the word DEEDEEDEE comes to mind. "I don't understand where you got this idea so deeply ingrained in your head (that this world) is something that you must impress, cause I couldn't care less"http://keepdcunited.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac the Knife Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Although he did go to Florida, I assumed he was just joking around.......Unfortunately, he was not. But at least he is a millionaire!NFL if he's that stupid.Oh... NFL? Not For Long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred T. Jane Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Although he did go to Florida, I assumed he was just joking around.......Well, that's Hospitality Management majors for you!**Having taken a couple of geography classes that had some Hospitality Management majors in it... Methinks the major is academic code speak for "Our University's Special Ed Department." [Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008 Attention: In order to obtain maximum enjoyment from your stay at the CCSLC, the reader is advised that the above post may contain large amounts of sarcasm, dry humour, or statements which should not be taken in any true sort of seriousness. As a result, the above poster absolves himself of any and all blame in the event that a forum user responds to the aforementioned post without taking the previous notice into account. Thank you for your cooperation, and enjoy your stay at the CCSLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsox Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HedleyLamarr Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 If only more countries were shaped like articles of clothing, Crowder could have aced Geography.Also, when Crowder was interviewed about next season's Dolphins-Bills game in Mexico City, he replied: "I know Ron Mexico. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to Mexico. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from Mexico. I'm sure that's a coincidental name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 I suppose that he's one of those US Americans that doesn't have a map, like Asian countries, South Africa, therefore, such as, the Iraq. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedsunited Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 That is hilarious.No, it's pathetic. There's nothing hilarious about someone choosing to be ignorant and then crowing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rams80 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 That is hilarious.No, it's pathetic. There's nothing hilarious about someone choosing to be ignorant and then crowing about it.You're forgetting who said this. On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said: You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now. On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said: Today, we are all otaku. "The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010 The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I suppose that he's one of those US Americans that doesn't have a map, like Asian countries, South Africa, therefore, such as, the Iraq.I guess someone saw the same thirty seconds of "Jim Rome Is Burning" that I saw yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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