ShutUpLutz! Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 One of the coolest new sports traditions is that every player on the team that won the Stanley Cup gets to have the Cup for a day. Naturally this has lead to some wild and zany stuff, with the Cup ending up at the bottom of swimming pools, in hot tubs and jacuzzis, getting a tan at the beach, going to the top of mountains, visiting MANY, MANY bars and strip clubs and having everyone from babies to grandparents to teenagers to MILFS to dogs and cats drinking /eating things out of the Cup, including but not limited to beer, champagne, wine, Goldschlager, Coke, Pepsi, milkshakes of various flavors, ice cream of various flavors, some evil concoction mixed up by Mark Messier at a bar the night the Rangers won the Cup back in 1994, cereal, mashed potatoes, potato salad, various types of salad, as well as having thousands of babies and dogs and cat and lizards placed in the bowl for adorable photos. All of which is AWESOME. Unfortunately the Washington Capitals apparently went a bit too far and there may be some restrictions on what can and can't be done with the Cup in the years to come. Which is yet another example of why we can't have nice things. But for the purposes of this thread, let;'s say that the rules and restrictions have been lifted. Naturally you can't go stupid crazy, like bashing someone's skull into 30 or so pieces of throwing the Cup through a glass storefront or using it as a battering ram during a drug bust, but that still leaves plenty of mischief to be had, so what would you do and where would you and the Cup go during your day together. I would take a nap with the Cup. I mean a full take off shoes/socks take wallet/keys/coins out of pants pockets, and get under the covers nap. I'd play frisbee golf with the Cup as each hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I’d toss it off the second story balcony of a Dallas area hotel towards the pool and miss. On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Bucfan56 said: I’d toss it off the second story balcony of a Dallas area hotel towards the pool and miss. I believe they made it into the pool... after one bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Take it to Mount Everest Base Camp and forget it there. Just tell the press that's what I did, meanwhile it's hidden in my closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The_Admiral Posted November 19, 2018 Share Posted November 19, 2018 ♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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