Red Comet

It’s about a bunch of constipated roided out aliens who fight to be the strongest. Repeat for 35 years.

1 PM EST/12 PM CST CBS Games Red: New England at Pittsburgh Blue: Miami at Baltimore Green: New York Jets at Cleveland Browns Yellow: Indianapolis at Jacksonville (please lose in front of a bunch of clowns again, that would just make my week perfect) 4 PM EST/3 PM CST CBS Games Red: Cincinnati at Dallas Blue: Arizona at Las Vegas Green: Houston at Denver 1 PM EST/12 PM CST FOX Games Red: Tampa Bay at New Orleans Blue: Carolina at New York Giants Orange: Washington at Detroit 4 PM EST/3 PM CST FOX Games Green: Atlanta at Los Angeles Rams Yellow: Seattle at San Francisco

Having a 1st and Goal turn into a Pick 6 is the most Chargers thing I can think of.

Glad I can watch it on TV then. Hell of a match so far but not nearly as high scoring as I expected. Hearing Al Michaels have to shill that Lord of the Rings show or any other of the “excellent programming” that comes with Cyber Monday made me feel sympathy pains.

LA Chargers vs. Kansas City New England vs. Pittsburgh Carolina vs. NY Giants NY Jets vs. Cleveland Indianapolis vs. Jacksonville Miami vs. Baltimore Tampa Bay vs. New Orleans Washington vs. Detroit Seattle vs. San Francisco Atlanta vs. LA Rams Arizona vs. Las Vegas Houston vs. Denver Cincinnati vs. Dallas Chicago vs. Green Bay Tennessee vs. Buffalo Minnesota vs. Philadelphia I’m trying not to be a total homer, but it’s a real shame that the best game this week is going to be exclusively on Amazon Prime outside Kansas City and Los Angeles.

I thought Kansas City would win. I had no idea they’d be this dominant.

In Cincinnati and Houston:

Yuck, redditors. That arena is going to have the worst BO.

CBS 1 PM EST/12 PM CST Games Red: Steelers at Bengals Blue: Patriots at Dolphins Green: Ravens at Jets Yellow: Browns at Panthers Orange: Colts at Texans CBS 4 PM EST/3 PM CST Games Red: Chiefs at Cardinals Blue: Raiders at Chargers Fox 1 PM EST/12 PM CST Games Red: 49ers at Bears Blue: Eagles at Lions Green: Saints at Falcons Yellow: Jaguars and Commanders (glad they got the proper coloring for the Toilet Bowl) Fox 4 PM EST/3 PM CST Games Red: Packers at Vikings Blue: Giants at Titans Game of the Week, though, is definitely going to be the Sunday Night matchup with the Bucs and apparently immortal Tom Brady going down to Dallas to face off against Dak Prescott's Cowboys. It's not a playoff game so I don't think Dallas folds by the third quarter.

Admittedly no one so far, but I remember when the aborted lockout happened in 2011 and right afterwards a lot of players started getting ACL injuries more often. During the preseason-less 2020 NFL season, there was a higher incidence of ACL tears than 2014-2019. So, even there it supports the theory that rusty players tend to get injured more. And the best way to shake off rust is through reps because I don’t think it’s a coincidence that there are more injuries in training camp/preseason relative to the regular season.

It’s more about getting reps in than anything else but I’m sure it’s a total coincidence that ACL injuries skyrocketed after they got rid of 2 a day practices too.

Getting rid of the 4th preseason game was a mistake.

Buffalo vs. LA Rams New Orleans vs. Atlanta Cleveland vs. Carolina San Francisco vs. Chicago Pittsburgh vs. Cincinnati Philadelphia vs. Detroit Indianapolis vs. Houston New England vs. Miami Baltimore vs. NY Jets Jacksonville vs. Washington NY Giants vs. Tennessee Kansas City vs. Arizona Las Vegas vs. LA Chargers Green Bay vs. Minnesota Tampa Bay vs. Dallas Denver vs. Seattle

Seminoles certainly look like they’re back, though. Or is LSU just that undisciplined?

If it will shut up the Central Florida’s of the world then I’m all for it.

For someone named don’t care, you really want people to know how much you care.

Looking forward to seeing the Royals sign Papa Doc then.

I remember when Nebraska was the power in college football and ironically when Scott Frost was quarterback. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Even if someone was called that, you don’t get to swing a helmet at a person ffs.

It is a civil suit so I expect this “top punter” to settle if he knows what’s good for him.

Introducing the new Coyotes goal song.

Even better as far as the man is concerned. Maybe he could rope her into having batters on both sides of the plate at the same time?

Pretty sure that’s called getting to third base. I wonder if someone is going to try for the cycle in the last home game?

It’s official now. RIP Len Dawson.

Those uniforms look like garbage and they should revert back to the Red[acted]skins uniforms except with the Commanders logo and name. The Wizards did it with the old Bullets uniform so why can’t the Commanders?