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Do you get traded to the Yankees when you finish?

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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You don't finish...you just give up a quarter of the way through, and hope that the maze gets contracted.

No, you don't finish at all, but Don Denkinger says you do, so you get to say you finished even though THE ENTIRE WORLD SAW AND CONCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT YOU DID NOT FINISH THE *&^ING MAZE AND DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CONSIDERED THE 1985 WORLD MAZE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, I'm all finished now.

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Yes. That's exactly what they're called.

Wait, you're from LA. This is a midwestern phenomenon. I can understand you not knowing.

Did I sound condescending here? I really didn't mean to. You're better off without corn mazes in your life.

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You don't finish...you just give up a quarter of the way through, and hope that the maze gets contracted.

No, you don't finish at all, but Don Denkinger says you do, so you get to say you finished even though THE ENTIRE WORLD SAW AND CONCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWS THAT YOU DID NOT FINISH THE *&^ING MAZE AND DO NOT DESERVE TO BE CONSIDERED THE 1985 WORLD MAZE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There, I'm all finished now.

There's medication that can take care of that. :)

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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Yes, it's hick-like, but cool.

Yes, it's very corny.

(bow)

Here's the accompanying soundtrack.

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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What's the square footage (acreage) of said maze?

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I live only 20 minutes from there- I need to take a trip North and goto it.

I didn't know it was here - Liberty is a suburb of KC.

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