Red Comet

It’s fool’s gold if the administration, ownership and coaching staff are beyond incompetent like they are in Glendale or Arlington Park. Otherwise? Yeah, there’s a shot at reinvigorating a franchise.

Not Safe For Life sounds better than the Major International League of Football.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Dolphins at Bills Blue: Ravens at Browns Yellow: Broncos at Bears (A quarter sixth of the country being subjected to this should be considered a Geneva Violation) Orange: Steelers at Texans CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Green: Raiders at Chargers FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Commanders at Eagles Blue: Bengals at Titans Green: Rams at Colts Yellow: Buccaneers at Saints Orange: Vikings at Panthers FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Patriots at Cowboys Blue: Cardinals at 49ers

You're right. You're absolutely right. No intention on going further but still.

Right. So the team that’s allowed the 4th fewest points and the 6th fewest yards is soft. Would it kill you to know what you’re talking about before you spout off?

Detroit vs. Green Bay Atlanta vs. Jacksonville LA Rams vs. Indianapolis Baltimore vs. Cleveland Minnesota vs. Carolina Cincinnati vs. Tennessee Tampa Bay vs. New Orleans Miami vs. Buffalo Denver vs. Chicago (Greatest Game by UTree potential here) Washington vs. Philadelphia Pittsburgh vs. Houston Las Vegas vs. LA Chargers Arizona vs. San Francisco New England vs. Dallas Kansas City vs. NY Jets Seattle vs. NY Giants

It's fitting that a scam league is going to play at an arena with the naming rights belonging to a scam.

I honestly thought the Swift-Kelce rumors were a joke or some publicist campaign. They might actually be real. We're going to see a lot of custom Chiefs jerseys with "Swift" on the back. The other part of the Internet is covered with a guy with the last name "Sneed" so why not do it for the "normie" side?

Judging by the Dolphins-Broncos, Bills-Commanders and now Chiefs-Bears, the NFL must’ve hired some real sick :censored:s for writers. Must’ve gotten them from cartoons.

I thought this was going to be one of those games where the Chiefs played down to their competition. Apparently that was impossible considering the Bears level of play. Taylor Swift dryhumping a giant drum would be a new sight, though.

The winner of the Choker Bowl is the Vikings. And by winner, I mean in the sense Dewey beat Truman. Oh, and Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead. Only a matter of time before she bangs the bigass drum.

We go live to Miami: But personally? Seeing dead horses get beat is my fetish

Only explanation I can possibly think of for hub cities is cost savings. And therein lies the reason. Still stupid as hell and anyone who's over the age of 5 could see the problems with it. Heck, even a smart toddler could.

FTFY

This is what happens to a team that hasn’t had a great quarterback since the Golden Age of Radio. Since? Chicago is to quarterbacks as Afghanistan is to empires. I don’t even think Mahomes would’ve done well there.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Patriots at Jets Green: Broncos at Dolphins Yellow: Bills at Commanders Orange: Titans at Browns Light Blue: Colts at Ravens CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Dark Blue: Panthers at Seahawks FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Falcons at Lions Blue: Saints at Packers Green: Chargers at Vikings Yellow: Texans at Jaguars FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Bears at Chiefs Blue: Cowboys at Cardinals

The UXFL? If we're going with minor league football, might as well make the league name as minor league as possible. USFL has higher production values and the XFL's football was better. Ideally you'd have a relatively competent league with decent presentation. Sure, not as good as the NFL, but what is? I think a few months time off between the Super Bowl and the beginning of the "Whatever the Hell This League Ends Up Getting Called" would be welcome.

NY Giants vs. San Francisco Atlanta vs. Detroit LA Chargers vs. Minnesota New Orleans vs. Green Bay Houston vs. Jacksonville Denver vs. Miami Tennessee vs. Cleveland Buffalo vs. Washington Indianapolis vs. Baltimore New England vs. NY Jets Carolina vs. Seattle Chicago vs. Kansas City Dallas vs. Arizona Pittsburgh vs. Las Vegas Philadelphia vs. Tampa Bay LA Rams vs. Cincinnati

Feels like Hue Jackson asked a similar question after going 1-15 and somehow still having a job. Never underestimate how crap the Browns can get.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Chiefs at Jaguars Blue: Raiders at Bills Green: Ravens at Bengals Yellow: Chargers at Titans CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Jets at Cowboys Blue: Commanders at Broncos FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Seahawks at Lions Dark Blue: Bears at Buccaneers Yellow: Packers at Falcons Light Blue: Colts at Texans FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Green: Giants at Cardinals Orange: 49ers at Rams

Minnesota vs. Philadelphia Baltimore vs. Cincinnati Seattle vs. Detroit Indianapolis vs. Houston Chicago vs. Tampa Bay Kansas City vs. Jacksonville Green Bay vs. Atlanta Las Vegas vs. Buffalo LA Chargers vs. Tennessee San Francisco vs. LA Rams NY Giants vs. Arizona NY Jets vs. Dallas Washington vs. Denver Miami vs. New England New Orleans vs. Carolina Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh

I think Turn Ahead the Clock Night should be a thing again. Hey, if 90s nostalgia is in, let's go ALL in.

Name calling was a step way too far, I’ll admit. I’m sorry and I’m going to disengage now.

Get fitted for clown shoes, Bozo. And what are going to do about this officiating interference? Storm NFL HQ?

What rulebook are you looking at? I’ll take your position seriously when you know how to spell the word. Yeah, I know you’re trolling, but it’s still weak beyond getting people to respond.