Red Comet

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Ravens at Steelers Blue: Saints at Patriots Green: Titans at Colts CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Chiefs at Vikings (and Taylor Swift) Blue: Jets at Broncos FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Blue: Giants at Dolphins Green: Panthers at Lions Yellow: Texans at Falcons FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Eagles at Rams Orange: Bengals at Cardinals

Meanwhile at Kauffman Stadium..... What the hell else can I say about the Royals? Bobby Witt Jr. is going to end up like Joey Votto: Great player, bad teams, no title. Of course, I'm also assuming that he doesn't get traded for some magic beans as is Royals tradition.

Chicago vs. Washington Jacksonville vs. Buffalo New Orleans vs. New England Tennessee vs. Indianapolis Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh Carolina vs. Detroit Houston vs. Atlanta NY Giants vs. Miami Cincinnati vs. Arizona Philadelphia vs. LA Rams NY Jets vs. Denver Kansas City vs. Minnesota Dallas vs. San Francisco Green Bay vs. Las Vegas

Sounds like you all need to…..shake it off.

So not just aristocrats incompetent at the on-field side of things but also the off-field side. Don’t they know that the best way to get a Chicago tax collector off their ass is to let them wet their beak? Really feels like Clark Hunt would then be the best argument for aristocracy considering that he’s exceeded his father as an owner. Would also make the Hunts the anti-McCaskeys in a way too.

My vote is for the Major International League of Football. Recruit straight out of high school and have the MILF make men out of those boys!

The Bidwells and the McCaskeys (or McCasket in Virginia’s case) have to be the best arguments I’ve seen against aristocracy.

Let’s see: Trevor Lawrence at least seems to be above average at worst and really good at best and took a terrible team one year to a division title and a playoff win the next. After firing Sub-Urban Meyer, it turns out he wasn’t too bad, go figure Zach Wilson: Dude is playing for the Jets. Do I truly need to say much more? Trey Lance: The 49ers found their QB but it turns out it was Mr. Irrelevant. They also happen to have one of the deepest rosters in the NFL . Justin Fields: Went to the Graveyard of Quarterbacks known as Chicago. Mac Jones: Was a rookie All-Pro. His issue is more his supporting cast and a coach who should’ve ridden off into the sunset when Brady left IMO. Like that? Turns out you need a solid roster and competent coaching to succeed.

It’s fool’s gold if the administration, ownership and coaching staff are beyond incompetent like they are in Glendale or Arlington Park. Otherwise? Yeah, there’s a shot at reinvigorating a franchise.

Not Safe For Life sounds better than the Major International League of Football.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Dolphins at Bills Blue: Ravens at Browns Yellow: Broncos at Bears (A quarter sixth of the country being subjected to this should be considered a Geneva Violation) Orange: Steelers at Texans CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Green: Raiders at Chargers FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Commanders at Eagles Blue: Bengals at Titans Green: Rams at Colts Yellow: Buccaneers at Saints Orange: Vikings at Panthers FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Patriots at Cowboys Blue: Cardinals at 49ers

You're right. You're absolutely right. No intention on going further but still.

Right. So the team that’s allowed the 4th fewest points and the 6th fewest yards is soft. Would it kill you to know what you’re talking about before you spout off?

Detroit vs. Green Bay Atlanta vs. Jacksonville LA Rams vs. Indianapolis Baltimore vs. Cleveland Minnesota vs. Carolina Cincinnati vs. Tennessee Tampa Bay vs. New Orleans Miami vs. Buffalo Denver vs. Chicago (Greatest Game by UTree potential here) Washington vs. Philadelphia Pittsburgh vs. Houston Las Vegas vs. LA Chargers Arizona vs. San Francisco New England vs. Dallas Kansas City vs. NY Jets Seattle vs. NY Giants

It's fitting that a scam league is going to play at an arena with the naming rights belonging to a scam.

I honestly thought the Swift-Kelce rumors were a joke or some publicist campaign. They might actually be real. We're going to see a lot of custom Chiefs jerseys with "Swift" on the back. The other part of the Internet is covered with a guy with the last name "Sneed" so why not do it for the "normie" side?

Judging by the Dolphins-Broncos, Bills-Commanders and now Chiefs-Bears, the NFL must’ve hired some real sick :censored:s for writers. Must’ve gotten them from cartoons.

I thought this was going to be one of those games where the Chiefs played down to their competition. Apparently that was impossible considering the Bears level of play. Taylor Swift dryhumping a giant drum would be a new sight, though.

The winner of the Choker Bowl is the Vikings. And by winner, I mean in the sense Dewey beat Truman. Oh, and Taylor Swift is at Arrowhead. Only a matter of time before she bangs the bigass drum.

We go live to Miami: But personally? Seeing dead horses get beat is my fetish

Only explanation I can possibly think of for hub cities is cost savings. And therein lies the reason. Still stupid as hell and anyone who's over the age of 5 could see the problems with it. Heck, even a smart toddler could.

FTFY

This is what happens to a team that hasn’t had a great quarterback since the Golden Age of Radio. Since? Chicago is to quarterbacks as Afghanistan is to empires. I don’t even think Mahomes would’ve done well there.

CBS 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Patriots at Jets Green: Broncos at Dolphins Yellow: Bills at Commanders Orange: Titans at Browns Light Blue: Colts at Ravens CBS 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Dark Blue: Panthers at Seahawks FOX 1:00 PM EST/12:00 PM CST Red: Falcons at Lions Blue: Saints at Packers Green: Chargers at Vikings Yellow: Texans at Jaguars FOX 4:00 PM EST/3:00 PM CST Red: Bears at Chiefs Blue: Cowboys at Cardinals

The UXFL? If we're going with minor league football, might as well make the league name as minor league as possible. USFL has higher production values and the XFL's football was better. Ideally you'd have a relatively competent league with decent presentation. Sure, not as good as the NFL, but what is? I think a few months time off between the Super Bowl and the beginning of the "Whatever the Hell This League Ends Up Getting Called" would be welcome.